Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
I took all the crab legs at the all you can eat buffet
I have shellfish eating habits
How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already
Why did the crab have to delay retirement?
Why do crabs never share?
Because they're shellfish.
Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?
All my crabs were pissed at me after I told them I must cook and eat them...
What Mr. Crabs wears under his pants?
What do you call a crab that throws things?
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
What do you call a greedy crab?
How does a crab feel when it eats too much?
What would a hermit crab want with a smartphone?
It takes a lot of shellfies
Why do crabs dislike oysters?
Because they are shellfish.
Does anyone have a hermit crab named
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Why did the crab never share?
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
Just got my pet hermit crab a new home
Granny Smith and her Crab Apple
Why did the crab never share?
'Cause he was shell-fish.
My dad told me to never trust crabs
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then i realised "am i really this shellfish"?
Why was the crab embarrassed?
A crab didn't help his friend,
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs
It's called Claw Patrol.
I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a crab that throws things?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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