The Crabs Puns

A list of puns related to "The Crabs"

I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”

It said “Michelle”

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👤︎ u/KinglerKong
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why did the crab cross the road?

He wanted to go on another sidewalk.

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👤︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Did you know the giant crab from Moana changed his name to Tamatoa after he got shiny?

Used to be called Matt.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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👤︎ u/KicksandStrings
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/VoltrenXytech
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?

By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already

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👤︎ u/corn0nthe
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?

He’s shellfish

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👤︎ u/Anddditburns
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the crab have to delay retirement?

No pinchin'

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👤︎ u/SethKadoodles
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/PringyUK
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why did the crab never share?

Because he's shellfish.

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👤︎ u/Soulful_Karma668
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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Why did the crab never share?

'Cause he was shell-fish.

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👤︎ u/gustavotherecliner
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.

They said I was being too shellfish.

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👤︎ u/txredwolf11
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Why was the crab embarrassed?

Because the sea weed.

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👤︎ u/aaronwils
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.

Their names are crabA and crabB

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?

Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What's the difference between an old crab and a horny Chinese person killed by a bulldozer?

One is a rusty crustacean , the other is a lusty crushed Asian.

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👤︎ u/andrewszabo
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?

Because they are too shellfish.

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👤︎ u/Klunky_25
📅︎ May 29 2018
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Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?

They think he's shellfish

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👤︎ u/LowLevelBagman
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do a crab, a lobster, and a Japanese guy run over in the middle of the road all have in common?

They're all Crushed-Asians!

(Crustaceans)

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👤︎ u/bunnybunbunbun
📅︎ Jul 28 2013
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Dad jokes at the crab shack

So my dad and I went to a local crab shack. I got a crab that I couldn't actually open, so I was sitting there with the hammer just smacking it repeatedly. The waitress comes over and asks "Ya having a little trouble with that?"

Dad: "It seems he is. Luckily we aren't paying for the crabs by the pound."

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👤︎ u/The14thNoah
📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?

One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/st0nedpigeon
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Kyveido
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Rigatavr
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why did the crab never share?

He’s shellfish!

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👤︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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What’s the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?

Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/Homonomore
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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