seafood puns
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice squid pro quo.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I'm on a seafood diet
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My 7yr old son, "Why is seafood called seafood?"
"Because you see the food."
He came up with it all by himself.
Proud.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My friend opened a seafood restaurant...
He named it βCCCCCCCβ
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?
Battered Fish Everywhere!
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I knew i shouldn't have eaten the seafood,
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︎ Jun 06 2020
My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn't trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I went to a seafood disco last week...
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.
It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I donβt trust people on the west coast who donβt like seafood.
Thereβs something fishy about them.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I tried eating seafood
But ya know i just couldn't see it
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︎ Apr 29 2020
When my friend craves seafood, he doesnβt care what anyone else wants to eat.
He has shellfish desires.
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︎ May 24 2020
When do ribs become seafood?
When you eat it in a so-fish-ticated restaurant
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︎ Jan 18 2020
What happens when you eat too much seafood?
You begin to feel a little eel.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Great for any seafood snack!
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Dad: My doctor put me on a seafood diet
Son: I know dad, you see food you eat it.
Dad: No, I can only eat c foods, cantaloupe, cauliflower, carrots.
Son: ...
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What is the most blessed seafood?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
They say you shouldn't mix seafood with dairy, so sorry if this one is cheesy.
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︎ May 09 2019
Thereβs a shifty seafood market near my house.
A lot of fishy stuff goes down there.
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Why doesnβt the government trust seafood places
Cuz theyβre always a bit fishy
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︎ Jun 05 2019
So I walked over to a seafood restaurant yesterday
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︎ May 31 2019
I went to an exotic seafood restaurant that serves clown fish, but I didn't eat it.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I think I ate some bad seafood
I've been feeling a little eel
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︎ Apr 14 2019
I've decided that I'm going on a seafood diet.
When I see food, I am going to eat it.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What did the police say when they raided the seafood restaurant?
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︎ Oct 24 2017
Why did members of the Wu Tang Clan storm out of Danny's Filthy, Aged Seafood?
They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I never understood the "seafood" diet joke.
It just seems like they were fishing for laughs.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
A blind person was eating seafood
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I went to a seafood disco
and I couldnβt dance because I pulled a mussel.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet.
I see food then I eat it.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I went to a seafood disco last weekend.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
My girlfriend dumped me when I stopped taking her to Seafood restaurants.
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why couldnβt the shellfish go to the seafood disco?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I knew I should have skipped the seafood
Now I'm feeling a little eel
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︎ Dec 03 2018
I'm on a seafood diet
When I see food, I eat it.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I knew I shouldn't have had that seafood.
Now I'm feeling a little eel.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
seafood
i knew i shouldn't have seafood
i am feeling a little eel
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︎ May 20 2019
There was a fight at a seafood restaurant
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︎ Mar 18 2019
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