I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.
It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.
Why didn't the chef waste time at the sardine store?
He had bigger fish to fry
Why didn't the carp trust the sardine?
Because he was a little fishy!
Dad joked anyone who gave the kid Halloween candy
When they answered the door to give him candy, I had him say "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and "I'm allergic to candy, do you have any sardines?"
He also stood facing away from the door for some.
He got a lot of laughs, a door slammed in his face and an offer for spicy mustard sardines.
Video: Halloween dad joke: http://youtu.be/Mp3IBlZnfFw (Forgive the vertical. I was trying to be discrete so not to contaminate the proceedings.)
