Seafood Restaurant Puns

A list of puns related to "Seafood Restaurant"

There was a brawl at a local seafood restaurant.

There were battered fish everywhere.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?

They practice squid pro quo.

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👤︎ u/crotalis
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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My friend opened a seafood restaurant...

He named it “CCCCCCC”

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants

Turns out she was only with me for my mussels

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👤︎ u/MJBGaming
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?

Battered Fish Everywhere!

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👤︎ u/beastieboys1987
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.

It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.

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👤︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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So I walked over to a seafood restaurant yesterday

And I pulled a muscle

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👤︎ u/QuintonFlynn
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What did the police say when they raided the seafood restaurant?

Don't move a mussel.

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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I went to an exotic seafood restaurant that serves clown fish, but I didn't eat it.

It tasted funny.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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A man walks into a fancy seafood restaurant with his recently deceased Siamese fighting fish and asked the chef to cook it for him

The chef told the man that he has bigger fish to fry.

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👤︎ u/nonresidentialdot
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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just heard there was a fight at the local seafood restaurant

apparently four fish got battered

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👤︎ u/whoflungpoomunkey
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fast-food seafood restaurant?

One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk!

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👤︎ u/optomus
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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After an unsuccessful morning of fishing my dad and I got lunch at seafood restaurant

He ordered a small filet and when the waitress brought it by he held out his hands and asked her to just drop it a couple inches. That way he could say he caught his lunch.

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👤︎ u/charlienbeck
📅︎ Jun 27 2016
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What do you call a Scots child who monopolizes the oyster counter at a seafood restaurant?

A raw bar bairn.

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👤︎ u/Dwarven-Monk
📅︎ Aug 10 2014
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We went to a fancy seafood restaurant for my dad's "double nickel" birthday.

When asked what he would be having he casually answered "I think I'll try the halibut. Just for the hell of it."

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👤︎ u/not_rude_and_ginger
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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My girlfriend dumped me when I stopped taking her to Seafood restaurants.

Turns out she was only with me for my mussels

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👤︎ u/AnnoyingChef
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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There was a fight at a seafood restaurant

Battered fish everywhere

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👤︎ u/potholedtrain
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant.

Three fish got battered.

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👤︎ u/Harvayylmao
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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I went to a new seafood restaurant that serves clownfish.

I thought it tasted funny.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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