(I think I made this up)
You oscillate its tits a lot.
You oscillate its tit a lot.
He'll kick your Ocelot!
I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,
"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"
I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.
"I was showing Granddad my ocelot [toy], but he said it was so small, I should call it an ocelittle!" That's right Dad, get 'em while they're young...
Him: Ocelots are this way
Me (serious tone): Hey... do you think we will see an Oce-little, too?
Him: really face
I cracked myself up.
Me: I'm not sure, is that an ocelot or a lynx?
Dad: it's only a linx when there's a bunch of them together.