How do titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate it's tits alot

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👤︎ u/jny73
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What do you call a baby ocelot?

An ocelittle.

(I think I made this up)

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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.

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👤︎ u/CreateTheFuture
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/snowbro23
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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how to titillate an ocelot
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👤︎ u/queengemini
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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My dad's favourite dad joke. How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/greengolfballs
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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*insert cat pun here*
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👤︎ u/An-old-potato
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why should you not race an African panther? (I made this one up)

He'll kick your Ocelot!

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👤︎ u/puphenstuff
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Dadjoke overheard at the Museum of Natural History

I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,

"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"

I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.

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👤︎ u/but-actually
📅︎ May 07 2014
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Why are jungle cats so annoying?

They ocelot of questions

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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My nephew tattled on my dad...

"I was showing Granddad my ocelot [toy], but he said it was so small, I should call it an ocelittle!" That's right Dad, get 'em while they're young...

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👤︎ u/akumite
📅︎ Oct 04 2014
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Got my boyfriend at the zoo this weekend

Him: Ocelots are this way
Me (serious tone): Hey... do you think we will see an Oce-little, too?
Him: really face

I cracked myself up.

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👤︎ u/SirenValkyrie
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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Regarding wild cats

Me: I'm not sure, is that an ocelot or a lynx?

Dad: it's only a linx when there's a bunch of them together.

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👤︎ u/DangerMacAwesome
📅︎ Aug 15 2014
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Which jungle cat has the best teeth?

The Fl-ocelot!

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👤︎ u/edwardloveall
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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