Puma Pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenLikesPizza
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Puma Pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/midgetmolester2
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If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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Puma pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
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I do what I wanna do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snorlax420__
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A large cat just carried off one of my tennis shoes!

It was a puma.

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From r/memes
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Nike trousers
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A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/69pussywrecker69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chatters01
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So I was taking a poo this morning..

.. and my SO knocks on the door. She says, "Hey you need to hurry up, I've got a mountain cat situation out here."

Confused, I replied "What does that mean?"

She said "I'm a puma pants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
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Interesting...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jankovskijr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?

I'd PUMA pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Early morning work groans are the best groans

A little too proud of this one...

So I’m on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...

With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says β€œJust so you all know, I’m on the call but I’m outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distracted”.

I couldn’t resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against it’s poor defenseless prey, I pounce...

β€œIs your dog lookin at it?

Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!”

I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and β€œthat was awful”’s... It was glorious. I’m pretty sure I’ll get another promotion for it.

EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OreoGaborio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What's the scariest cat

The one that made me puma pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccococco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What do you call a mountain lion that always wants to be the center of attention ?

A puma-donna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Why does the blonde keep her shoes in a cage?

Because the shoes say "Puma"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxGandhiLover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I met a mountain lion once,

he made me puma pants......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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If I ever saw a cat escape from the zoo

I'd puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDaGamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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I am absolutely terrified of mountain lions

I Puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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A big cat escaped its cage at the zoo yesterday

If I saw that I'd puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/command_613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Saw this gem on my way to work today

"If I came across a mountain lion, I would puma pants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emptydreamah
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