Triple Black Panther Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesam114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My wife asked me what kind of hero Black Panther is.

I replied, "He's a real Chad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelerton
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I was rewatching Black Panther last week and it struck me. Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman

are 'Tolkien White Guys' in the movie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What did the black panther say when he saw someone doing something weird?

Wakanda shit is this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bl3kBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..

"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Aayush11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?

He's a Bose man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpome7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...

...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They’re the Tolkien white guys.

*Sent to my by a co-worker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hensfan85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Fozzy Panther
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAlverde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What did the Black Panther say when he was out getting ice cream with his friends?

Wakanda ice cream do you like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Where does Black Panther stay when he's in New York?

His wakondo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Truebman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Best pun of 2018. Black panther v.redd.it/x03qhwai2ie21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rylon-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Jesus was the black panther

Because he Wakanda water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepingonstones
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Wakanda panther is this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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What type of pants does pink panther wear?

Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCat042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?

Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merlindog15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?

Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BriGuySupreme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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what does the black panther use for protection

a wakondom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aids_or_cancer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why should you not race an African panther? (I made this one up)

He'll kick your Ocelot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puphenstuff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What is the Black Panther's favourite song?

Take A Wakanda Wild Side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fess432
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What did Black Panther say to his daughter when she got home after dark?

Wakanda time do you call this?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfCola4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.

She was marveled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alert_Coffee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My wife was wearing her Black Panther shirt today.

So I asked her "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you like?"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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I asked Black Panther what brand he likes his headphones

He said he's more of a Bose man himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Pink Panthers TO DO list
  1. TODO
  2. TODO
  3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikodeimus
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther Who?

Panth er no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattledandy
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What type of car does Marvel's Black Panther drive?

A T'Challanger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?

To do

To do

To do, to do, to do

To do, to doooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhodechill
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My dad just hit me with this one during the Panthers Pats game

Dad - "Boy, I bet that stadium gets really hot after the game is over"

Me - "why?"

Dad "Because all the fans are gone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leejoness
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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My dad bet me five bucks that the Patriots would beat the Panthers last week. I guess we both won...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radonchong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaneTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What does the black panther say when he is confused

Wakanda nonsense is this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDWa1rus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ims666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdonisGksu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant pile?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant, Dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panther_6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGibbs24
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther

They're the two Tolkien white guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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