My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
Have you heard about the Grizzly zoo that couldn't afford to pay the keepers?
It's pretty bear bones, now.
Why did the Alabama man dismember the grizzly?
He has the right to bear arms.
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
Every time the camper heard something rustle in the woods he shouted, "It's a grizzly!"
Guess he was a bit bearanoid.
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
What cheese do you use to coerce a grizzly out of a tree?
I can amputate grizzly limbs if I want to.
The constitution gives me the right to bear arms.
Why didn’t the grizzly want to wear clothes?
He wanted to be bear naked🐻🐻🐻
Why did a lost grizzly walk into a jewlery store?
Because he had to get his bear rings.
I went camping and a grizzly approached me. I was terrified. I was about to run, but the grizzly stopped and said, “you will die in 10 days.” I replied, “who are you??”
He said, “I hate to be the bear of bad news.”
If a grizzly loses all his front teeth...
...he turns into a molar bear.
Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says “Can I get a grilled..............cheese?”
The waiter replies “Why the big pawse?”
...
“Because I’m a bear”
Do you know grizzly's hibernate?
Because they find winter unbearable.
What would you call a container full of grizzlys?
So we met a grizzly with no teeth
His name was a gummy bear
What did the mother grizzly say to her cub?
“Don’t go outside in your bear feet!”
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a rain shower?
They have a toothless grizzly at the zoo
Biggest gummy bear you’ll ever see
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
On the news this morning, they reported about a mountain biker who was chased by a Grizzly.
What do you call a grizzly without teeth?
How is benzene like a grizzly bear?
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
Why did the Grizzly give his wife a fidget spinner?
Because it is full of Bear Rings.
Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...
Grizzlys are very ferocious animals
They kill their prey with their own bear hands
There is some important criteria for an animal to be classified as a grizzly...
if all of it applies to the animal, it fulfills the bear minimum
A Grizzly bear ate a fish and then found himself sick and dying on the riverbank...
Another fish swam near the shore and cried, "WHY. WHY DID YOU EAT MY WIFE, SALMON ELLA?"
When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
How do grizzlies cool down?
They turn on bear conditioning.
What do Grizzlies wear on their feet?
Nothing, they go bearfoot.
Found a grizzly scene today.
I saw the zookeeper bothering a grizzly at our local zoo. So I asked him to stop.
He said, “Sorry. It’s my bear to cross.”
What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service ?
Spread the news! My Grizzly is stuck on loop!
What do you call a Grizzly holding a banana?
What do you call it when a panda bear disguises itself as a grizzly bear?
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
A grizzly bear walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar and says “Bartender i’d like a whiskey........................and coke”
“Sure thing” says the bartender “but, why the big pause”?
The bear puts his paws in the air and says “oh, I’ve had these all my life”.
What do you get if you mix a Grizzly Bear with a Polar Bear?
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