They were going into Kodiak arrest
Hello all, what are some good bear puns/punny jokes, aside from the unbearable?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
Because they have bear feet.
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
One bear.
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Edit: Thank you for hugz!
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Because they're on polar roids.
The dentist.
Camembert
How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works
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The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
Because they always have their bearings.
He was a bipolar bear
Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
In a Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a
Bearritos.
This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/
It was very gristly.
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
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He orders a large coke......... and a rum. The Bartender says, “hey, why the big pause”. The bear says “I don’t know, I was born with them”
A pan-duh
A Gummy Bear!
Bearritos.
This was stolen from the NPS Instagram, which you should follow for this and other (real) amazing National Parks facts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGciQLIDOFS/
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
a gummy bear
