I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.

But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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What's the best way to cook alligator?

In a crock pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volt_the_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet

But most have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smurph_92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?

Croccy milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosinc930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?

A Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One sees you later and the other after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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What does an alligator drink when they are tired?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?

it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SinSlayer420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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What do you do when you see an injured alligator?

You give it gatorade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Alligators don’t butt dial

They crocodile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akarenbon
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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What’s the difference between a toothbrush and an alligator?

If you don’t know, you better be careful next time you brush your teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sreeazy_human
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Alligator joke

What do you call a alligator wearing a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFBOOOMSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..

It must have been very time consuming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Alligators can grow up to 15 feet

But most have only four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiiam_larry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What do u call an arabic alligator?

An ali-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamNDnD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What do you call an alligator that works on Wall Street?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IQSucks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What’s the best way to cook an alligator?

In a croc pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pilotwing04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the alligator go see the doctor?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanky2088
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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How do you cook an alligator?

In a crock-pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What does an alligator get from welfare?

Gater-aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fadedcut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antihacker1014
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Do you know how to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile?

By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurrentlyForking
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the bartender say to the alligator clips?

Don't you try to start anything.

The funny thing is that one of the was already charged and the other one was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeckingBambuuzeld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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See you later, alligator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coopstar07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Alligators can grow up to 13 feet.

Most, however, only have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doublechen-94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a drug addicted Alligator?

A Crackodile...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetle420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptnKickass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call an alligator detective?

Investi-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..

I haven’t seen any with more than 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call an alligator that always starts trouble?

An instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwndabeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Did you know alligators can grow up to 19 feet

But most have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Some alligators can grow up to 15 feet.

Most only have 4 though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reezeldeezel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you call a venereal disease you get from a alligator?

GatorAIDS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostKogi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Today I learned Alligators can grow up to 15 feet.

Most only have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcrunner95
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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alligators can grow up to 20 feet

but most grow four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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How does an alligator call its cousin?

They crocodile their number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see in awhile and the other one you’ll see later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetePeteface
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a curious alligator?

An investigator...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk3llyt0r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest

Investigator. Idk if it was posted I'm new here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerbean4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I read the other day that an American Alligator can grow up to 15 feet!

I was shocked because I’ve never seen one with more than 4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amberlieyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What is it called if a snake and an alligator don’t get along

A Reptile Disfunction 😡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seags82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call an alligator on Instagram

An instagator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleached-bacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Fun fact: Alligators can grow up to 16 feet

But most of them just have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluespider89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What happened when the alligator passed the event horizon?

Spagatorfication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Alligators can grow up to 20 feet...

But most only grow 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talquin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

It all depends. Are you going to see it later, or after a while?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One says see you later, the other replies in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerJoe05
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumerWar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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What do call an alligator in a vest?

An An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgk007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest ?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

Investigator!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antihacker1014
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transducin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/santanacrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorbarrigas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDC_dude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_special
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthenoah00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaveCardistry
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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Did you know? You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestikaly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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