What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
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What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
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What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble
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What's the difference between a bath tub and an alligator?
(Dad waits for the common response: "I don't know, what?")
Then I'd advice you to never take a bath.
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One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while
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Did you know that alligators have a lifespan of up to about 100 years?
It means theyβll have a better chance to see you later.
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.
But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
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What does an alligator drink when hurt?
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What do you call an alligator with a compass?
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Bye bye alligator
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while
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What's the most common std in alligators
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?
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Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet
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What do you give an injured alligator?
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while
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What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
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Whatβs the difference between a toothbrush and an alligator?
If you donβt know, you better be careful next time you brush your teeth.
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What does an alligator drink when they are tired?
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What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?
it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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Alligators donβt butt dial
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..
It must have been very time consuming!
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What does an alligator cook in?
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
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How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later the other you see after a while.
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What's the best way to cook alligator?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest
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Alligators can grow up to 15 feet
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while
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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?
One sees you later and the other after a while.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Alligator joke
What do you call a alligator wearing a vest?
An Investigator.
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What do you do when you see an injured alligator?
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