Gator Puns

A list of puns related to "Gator"

what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator

or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator

and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator

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👤︎ u/storm-the-castle
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Gator

What do you call an alligator that wants to be a Detective?

An Investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/Worried-Guava
📅︎ May 03 2021
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What did welfare give the Gator?

Gator-aide

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👤︎ u/meatbag_289
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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When life gives you gators

Make Gatorade

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👤︎ u/insult_king
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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In'vest'i'gator'
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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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👤︎ u/MeniosOfKekistan
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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I bought some gator-skin boots on clearance because of a manufacturer's defect.

They have a reptile dysfunction.

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👤︎ u/StoutPorterAle
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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(For Florida Gator fans) Did you hear what Billy D said about the team?

What you see is what Yeguete.

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👤︎ u/WhiskyBear54
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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an interesting title
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👤︎ u/LazyYoda
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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👤︎ u/Funkbuster_G
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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A guy named Ali works as a security guarding a big gate..

I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator

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👤︎ u/GentleXS
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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There was a alligator back home known for his crime-solving skills

He was an investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a reptilian std?

Gator-AIDS

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👤︎ u/Lo0220
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.

I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.

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👤︎ u/reesem03_
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call a reptile with a map?

A navi-gator

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👤︎ u/Diny_Tick1
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What does an alligator drink when hurt?

Gator-Aid.

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👤︎ u/Therealheetahlegs
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?

A navi-gator.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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👤︎ u/Smurph_92
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/inoobie_am
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?

An insta-gator

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👤︎ u/respect-thebeard
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?

An investiGATOR.

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👤︎ u/bronzeaardvark
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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👤︎ u/gptz
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Pure-bread Crocodile
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👤︎ u/KommandantKurt
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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👤︎ u/Zappertap
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a venereal disease you get from a alligator?

GatorAIDS

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👤︎ u/LostKogi
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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👤︎ u/thot_patrol_bitches
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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What kind of reptile to math teachers keep as pets?

Pi-thons

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👤︎ u/someone425
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call a detective alligator?

An investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
📅︎ May 20 2021
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What you call an alligator who wants to be a detective

An Investa-gator

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👤︎ u/The_Fox1984
📅︎ May 14 2021
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What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?

An investi-gator

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👤︎ u/Faiz_Clan
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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👤︎ u/ck_special
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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👤︎ u/antihacker1014
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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👤︎ u/antihacker1014
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call an alligator detective?

Investi-gator

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👤︎ u/red8user
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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👤︎ u/snypershot
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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👤︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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