Gatorade Puns

A list of puns related to "Gatorade"

Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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👤︎ u/Funkbuster_G
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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What do you call it when an angry man yells about mixing Gatorade with espresso

Tirade

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👤︎ u/plscanunot
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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My pet crocodile needs help

Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?

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👤︎ u/LoSchifoso
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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👤︎ u/volt_the_turtle
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.

They called it Gatorade.

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👤︎ u/avohka
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What does an alligator drink when they are tired?

Gatorade

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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When life gives you gators

Make Gatorade

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👤︎ u/insult_king
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?

Gatorade

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👤︎ u/yeetle420
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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What’s the best thing for a hangover?

Drink heavily the night before

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👤︎ u/redacted-____womble
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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Dropped this one on my dad today. I might be adopted everyone...

My Dad "Michigander 13, we have a 3/4 drunk Gatorade bottle and a 1/2 drunk pop bottle on the counter what are we doing with them?"

Me "Well what are they doing getting drunk?!"

My mom laughed, I laughed, my dad just sat there. Not laughing. Is he a true dad?

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👤︎ u/Michigander13
📅︎ Dec 31 2015
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My dad, poolside.

Dad and I were at the pool sitting in chairs while my little sisters played in the pool. A woman sitting next to us lets out a loud exclamation and we look over to see that she spilled gatorade all over her phone. Shortly after, we all happened to be in the clubhouse at the same time and the woman is trying to plug in her phone. My dad says, "Why are you trying to charge it? It's already full of juice?"

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👤︎ u/Araxxi
📅︎ May 24 2015
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One day my son will learn not to make dumb comments..

Filled a few empty Gatorade bottles with water. My son found them sitting on the counter..

Son "Oh, this is OBVIOUSLY Gatorade."

Me "It's CLEARLY fruit punch + berry."

Son "...I need a new dad."

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👤︎ u/village_lunatic
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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What do you do when you see an injured alligator?

You give it gatorade.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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👤︎ u/antihacker1014
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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