The golf coast.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
Chip and pin
He should have picked a different driver.
It was a black/Thai event.
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
But a Tiger Wood!
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."
We were watching golf and I was talking about about how Tiger Woods used to be my hero.
My Dad responded with, "Aye, now he's the type you never Hear-oh."
Because there was a hole in one.
In the Tiger Woods.
