A list of puns related to "Han Chinese"
Dad: "Will there be any German names and numbers on it?
Me: " What? It's Chinese... "
Dad: "I want it to be Hans Free"
My wife was telling me about one of her High School boyfriends. He was a Chinese guy named Han.
Wife: "I broke up with him Sophmore year. He was really torn up about it."
Me: "I guess Han didn't like to be Solo!"
Wife: (Sighs) I guess not.
She knows she made the right choice.
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