Major League Baseball Puns

A list of puns related to "Major League Baseball"

What do Betty Crocker and Major League Baseball have in common?

Great batters

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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I told my dad that Major League Baseball is banning collisions at home plate...

He responded... http://imgur.com/vJI33Rx

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👤︎ u/OlerudsHelmet
📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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Dad joked my dad this morning

Major League Baseball fans will get this one.

We stayed at a hotel last night. This morning my dad was putting on his Craig Kimbrel t-shirt. He looked at me when I was wearing my Andrelton Simmons t-shirt.

Dad: "Sorry SigilOfStark, looks like we're twins today."

Me: "No, Dad. We're Braves."

I got a sensible chuckle from him and a well-deserved groan from my mom.

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👤︎ u/SigilOfStark
📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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