Seattle Mariners Puns

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Last Updated at 2022-01-27 22:06:03.866222

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Last Updated at 2022-01-16 01:51:22.965467

Was reading the post about Mariner fans being upset that Blue Jays fans had voted them off the elimination thing. Someone mentioned that Mariner fans don't like Blue Jay fans because they pack the stadium when the Blue Jays are in Seattle. I disagree, as a Mariner fan from the beginning I love the Blue Jays fans. People in Seattle don't particularly like Boston, New York, or California people (And Houston now too) but we love our Cascadian brothers and sisters from BC. Why don't the Blue Jays play BOTH their series against the Mariners in Seattle? Give our BC brothers and sisters more chances to watch the Blue Jays in person.

Edit: We hate Milwaukee too because they stole the Seattle Pilots from us in 1969 and are owned by Bud Selig.

They had a team OPS+ of 117, as well as a team ERA+ of 117. While certainly good, that seems like it would be equivalent to a 95 win record (81 x 1.17). How did they end up with 116? Clutch hitting?

And a side note, how did Bret Boone manage to get up to 8.8 bWAR when he was at 0.2 the year before, and never broke 2 in his 9 previous years?

#EDIT: I can't count. It's a five-way tie, not a six-way tie.

Clarification:

NYY: 1-5 (1 win against TOR)

BOS: 2-4

TOR: 3-3 (2 wins against NYY)

SEA: 4-2 (1 win against OAK)

OAK: 5-1 (2 wins against SEA)

Each will finish with a record of 90-72.

Fingers crossed.

Dunno how it's gonna end, but it's been a hell of a ride.

Jerry Dicpoto had seen enough. He had just spent the past 3 hours and 40 minutes of his day watching Jon Bois Seattle Mariners documentary and he was realizing something very quickly. What was he doing here? He saw this video about the floundering nature of the Seattle Mariners and started to wonder why the hell he was trying to bring a title to Seattle. The Mariners weren’t supposed to be winners. They were supposed to be a story about overcoming the odds and being an inspiration despite winning. They were supposed to be a story about valuing the process and the journey about the results. He couldn’t help but feel like he was doing a disservice to everything the Seattle Mariners were supposed to stand. He turned in his letter of resignation, but he promised he would help find his replacement. He recommended you. You has been working in the Mariners front office for a few years now and he saw a lot of promise in you. Now, you may have been working with their social media and marketing department rather than their actual baseball operations, but whatever. It’s all the same, right? Oh it’s not? Well shit…..

But at this point that doesn’t matter at all. You must lead this franchise to their first World Series title in team history. You have a very exciting and promising roster here lead by Jared Kelenic, Mitch Haniger, JP Crawford, and many others. They also have an elite farm system starring top 100 prospects Julio Rodríguez, OF (No. 2), Noelvi Marte, SS (No. 11), George Kirby, RHP (No. 35), and Emerson Hancock, RHP (No. 36). This all adds up to being the 2nd ranked farm system in the league.

There’s a lot of promise in this team and a lot build off of after last season. The Mariners finished 90-72 last year and just narrowly missed out on their first playoff birth in forever. The bright side of this is them getting the 21st overall pick to add to this already talented roster. It’s your job to use all of this incredible momentum and push the Mariners into the playoffs and beyond. The process is great, but moral victories aren’t as important as real victories.

So, r/baseball, what would you do to bring a championship to the hungry city of Seattle?

A win from both the Red Sox and Yankees each solidified them the 2 American League wild card spots. It was a valiant effort, but the Mariners are eliminated.

FADE 'EM

The MLB's Seattle Mariners have not had a playoff appearance since 2001, a 20 year drought. They made a late season push for a wild card spot and fell just short.

Next in line is the Sacremento Kings, who have not made the playoffs since 2006.

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