One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....

He fell in Tacoma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aWayCup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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There was an article I read about this man who hasn’t woken up in years in Washington

I guess he’s in a Tacoma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukeyHov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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I was walking in a parking lot and tripped. I hit my head on a car.

I fell into a Tacoma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howard_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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