Batman is afraid of bats, and Spider-Man is afraid of spiders.
Now I know why they call me a ladies' man.
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A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.
I said, βOi, whatβs your game?β
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Mess with the bat you get the gat
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︎ May 22 2020
I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Bat htub
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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︎ Apr 05 2020
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Baseball bat
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What is a bat's favorite spice?
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︎ May 28 2020
To the bat mobile!!
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Why are bats so bad at business?
They always fly-by-night.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Baseball Bat (Visual Pun)
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Rare diseases carried by bat droppings
Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
From wizard to vampire to batβ¦
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye...
Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...
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︎ Nov 25 2018
Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?
It wanted to beat the crowd.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Baseball bat
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit!
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︎ Jun 11 2019
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I saw a bat fly today.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: βSee that cow barn over there?β
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What did the rat say when he saw a bat?
βOh my!! I just saw an angel!!β
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︎ Sep 19 2019
How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye
But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Bat-problem
Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.
Batman: Must be the battery.
Robin: What is a tery????
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Batman is a fruit bat.
I saw him eating a bananananananananananananana!
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Me: Dad I have bats in my attic
Dad: baseball or softball?
Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
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︎ May 02 2019
What three things are most important to bats about their local real estate?
Echolocation Echolocation Echolocation
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
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︎ Oct 29 2017
I hit my friend with a baseball bat
He couldn't look me in the eye after what I did
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︎ Mar 14 2019
A wild bat bit me, so I bit him back..
As they say.. "Bit for Bat"
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︎ Dec 23 2018
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︎ Oct 29 2018
What kind of bats swing upside down?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
The bat(h)mobile
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︎ Feb 22 2018
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Why does a baseball bat have no parents?
Because it's just a Bat, man!
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