Batman is afraid of bats, and Spider-Man is afraid of spiders.
Now I know why they call me a ladies' man.
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
Why does a baseball bat have no parents?
Because it's just a Bat, man!
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Mess with the bat you get the gat
I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
What is a bat's favorite spice?
Why are bats so bad at business?
They always fly-by-night.
Baseball Bat (Visual Pun)
What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?
Rare diseases carried by bat droppings
Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.
From wizard to vampire to bat…
Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye...
Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...
Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?
It wanted to beat the crowd.
Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit!
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: “See that cow barn over there?”
What did the rat say when he saw a bat?
“Oh my!! I just saw an angel!!”
How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye
But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?
Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.
Batman: Must be the battery.
Robin: What is a tery????
Batman is a fruit bat.
I saw him eating a bananananananananananananana!
Me: Dad I have bats in my attic
Dad: baseball or softball?
Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.
How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
What three things are most important to bats about their local real estate?
Echolocation Echolocation Echolocation
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
I hit my friend with a baseball bat
He couldn't look me in the eye after what I did
A wild bat bit me, so I bit him back..
As they say.. "Bit for Bat"
What kind of bats swing upside down?
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."