Batman puns...
Will make a Joker outta me yet.
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”
Dad to his son; “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Son; “Go on, then.”
Dad growls; “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son; “That’s Superman.”
Dad; “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
What should you use with Batman shampoo?
What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?
Even Batman has tough days
If Batman was set in Edinburgh…
It wouldn't be known as "Waynescotting", wood it?
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Why does batman bruise easily?
Batman: “Alfred, please fill up the bathtub”
Alfred: “Sir? What’s a htub ”
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
... Because his parents died
Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?
They call him the Dad Joker
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
What does Robin say to Batman when supper is ready?
“Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”
What happened to Batman when he got into a fight?
What do you call Batman and Robin after getting run over by a car?
Batman - I am vengeance
His Father - Hi vengeance, I am dead.
Riddle me this: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got into the Batmobile?
ROBIN, GET IN THE CAR!!
overheard on a boy scout outing (literally 50x).
Batman Sandwiches
Batman hungry asks Alfred to make him a chicken sandwich.
"I apologise sir but we're out of chicken."
Batman asks if they have any turkey.
"My apologies sir but no. We've got ham though."
Batman gets word that somebody is in trouble and needs to be rescued quick...
Batman: Robin! Quick! Go get the Batmobile!
Robin: Sure thing, Batman!
A few minutes later...
Robin: The Batmobile won't start. In fact, it won't even turn over!
Batman: Check the battery.
Robin: What's a tery?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
Springing into spring, Batman.
What's Batman's favorite food
One of my students told me that all of his classmates are turning into Batman because of Covid
They are all either wearing a mask or their parents are dead.
What does Batman get in his drink
How does Batman take his scotch?
What do you call a Batman who just returned from a fight and got his ass kicked?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
"Robin! Get in the Batmobile!"
What does Robin say to Batman when supper was ready?
“Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”
What do you call Batman who skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" and I said, "That's Superman..."
"Thanks, man," he replied, "I've been practising a lot."
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
What do you say when Batman skips church?
Robin: where are you, Batman?
Batman: On my way, was in the bathroom.
Robin: what's a hroom?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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