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Bat Puns

A list of puns related to "Bat"

What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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👤︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why does a baseball bat have no parents?

Because it's just a Bat, man!

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👤︎ u/Mountain-Economy7268
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?

For a bat, every room is the batroom.

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👤︎ u/teduh
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Mess with the bat you get the gat
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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG
📅︎ May 22 2020
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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat

Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world

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👤︎ u/Mystic_Frost69
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Bat htub
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👤︎ u/bobetron676
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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👤︎ u/NaziMen
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...

The full name is Bathew

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👤︎ u/NairodI
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
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👤︎ u/MShafiS
📅︎ May 09 2020
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What is a bat's favorite spice?

Oreguano.

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👤︎ u/ChazoftheWasteland
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Baseball bat
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👤︎ u/CurtisViridian
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did Hitler get whacked with a baseball bat?

Because he did Nazi it coming.

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👤︎ u/swanky_swanker
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why are bats so bad at business?

They always fly-by-night.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysWorseAtNight
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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To the bat mobile!!
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👤︎ u/Samoneggs
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Rare diseases carried by bat droppings

Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.

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👤︎ u/aiaor
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Baseball Bat (Visual Pun)
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👤︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?

It wanted to beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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From wizard to vampire to bat…
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👤︎ u/shloks7
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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👤︎ u/herurumeruru
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye...

Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye

Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit!

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👤︎ u/lachdog982
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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I saw a bat fly today.

It hit a home-run.

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👤︎ u/cyborgladiator
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Baseball bat
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👤︎ u/Coagulated_Jellyfish
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Yellow bats indeed v.redd.it/xfnnv4h3ywl11
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👤︎ u/PotatoGuy339
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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What did the rat say when he saw a bat?

“Oh my!! I just saw an angel!!”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: “See that cow barn over there?”

“I didn’t.”

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👤︎ u/KingWilliamVI
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Bat-problem

Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.

Batman: Must be the battery.

Robin: What is a tery????

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Me: Dad I have bats in my attic

Dad: baseball or softball?

Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.

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👤︎ u/crisp-high-five
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?

It Hertz.

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👤︎ u/Pepisboi420
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye

But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?

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👤︎ u/WattoNUFC
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What three things are most important to bats about their local real estate?

Echolocation Echolocation Echolocation

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👤︎ u/ChrisCGCThree
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Batman is a fruit bat.

I saw him eating a bananananananananananananana!

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👤︎ u/Ridley_Himself
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident

They were hanging on to deer life

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👤︎ u/CaledonianWarrior
📅︎ May 02 2019
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I hit my friend with a baseball bat

He couldn't look me in the eye after what I did

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👤︎ u/Ethannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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A wild bat bit me, so I bit him back..

As they say.. "Bit for Bat"

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Trial by Comb Bat youtube.com/watch?v=v9mYb…
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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?

It's pretty bat-ass!

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👤︎ u/Tippydaug
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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What kind of bats swing upside down?

Acro-bats!

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👤︎ u/SnyeChan
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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👤︎ u/palpameme_66
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Bats are one of the smartest animals

because they own batchelor degrees.

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👤︎ u/wayxciii
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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The bat(h)mobile
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👤︎ u/elvisspringsteen
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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Are you afraid of bats? Because I saw a 3 and a half foot long one in real life!

It was at a baseball game.

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👤︎ u/CrazyLogix
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Why do baseball bats tend to break near the grip on Saturdays and Sundays?

Because it's the weekend.

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👤︎ u/TheSygil
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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