A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
What do you call a fly without wings?
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
What do you call a duck with no wings
What did the aileron say to the wing?
What do toxic, sexist guys eat with their buffalo wings?
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
Brought my friend some chicken, told him I had 1 leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?
It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
Why do flys have wings?
Because if they didn’t they would be called walks.
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?
Asked gravity if it would be my wing man last night. Alas, it kept pulling
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...
What do you call a dragon with no wings
So for New Years, I went to a bar and ordered chicken wings
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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