"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
It’s called Al-Quinoa
It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them
Because if they didn’t they would be called walks.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
A dead bird.
He's on a Sifu diet.
He walks with a strut.
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
Now, he is just a walk.