I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
What do you call a fly with no wings
What do you call a fly without wings?
am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...
Asked gravity if it would be my wing man last night. Alas, it kept pulling
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What do you call a dragon with no wings
What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?
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So for New Years, I went to a bar and ordered chicken wings
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
Why don't you cut a fly's wings?
Because then it would be a walk.
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A fly lost both his wings
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Do you like ribs or wings?
I like them both i am bisnacksual
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Became a parent recently. Asked my friends for some advice and they just told me to wing it and see where it goes.
According to my wife, throwing the toddler across the room was not the way to go.
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
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******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video โshaq eats a hot wing content aware scaleโ)
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!
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︎ May 30 2019
Wing man
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︎ May 11 2019
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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Made some wings for dinner last night
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Had an idea for planes that used stilts instead of wings for flight
The project got a ton of support but never took off
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What do you call a lion with wings?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
People who still use a quill pen to write are write wing people.
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Dad: what do you call a fly without wings?
Son: emmm I don't know
Dad: a walk!
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︎ Jun 20 2019
When you order spicy chicken wings, you expect them to be spicy.
Yes, else they would be mildly disappointing.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
My wife asked me if we should have wings for dinner?
I said, I don't know. You want to wing it?
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"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital"
"It used to be a lot bigger."
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Going out on a wing
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What do you call a phoenix that has no wings?
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers
These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them.
So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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I had car troubles today so I decided to wing it and take a bird.
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Why did the right wing daddy not stop his daughter from going out in a sleeveless dress?
Because he recognized her right to bare arms.
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When do birds stop flapping their wings?
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What weighs 1000 grams, smells like cheese and flaps its wings ferociously to stay in one place?
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"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.
I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."
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︎ Dec 03 2018
I was supposed to make a model plane that coyld fly, but it didn't work. So I decided to wing it.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
This joke will give you wings.
Because you just read bull.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
The Communist party is training a militia wing
They're teaching their comrades to be excellent Marxmen
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Theres a new food truck on my neighbourhood selling wings.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies...
Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies to escape the labyrinth of the Minoans. But, as the story goes, Icarus flew too close to the sun, and his wings melted.
As he dropped from the sky, Icarus said what any sane mortal would: "Help, I'm falling!"
Daedalus turned to his son, and before he could catch him, he uttered "Nice to meet you falling. I'm Dad-alus."
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Did you hear about the pirate whose bird broke it's wing?
Yeah.. I guess the pirate had to re-parrot!
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(Huh?!?? Get it?? Re-parrot?? Repair it?? Yeah.. that's funny!)
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︎ Jul 16 2018
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk (New to the sub, hope this hasnโt been posted before, apologies if it has)
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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︎ Oct 13 2017
[Fried Chicken Franchise] is moving to only serve wings from one side
Itโs a vast right wing conspiracy
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︎ Dec 13 2017
Need a pun about flight by tomorrow, can you guys help me out, or am I just going to have to wing it?
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Wings
My dad while eating wings: "man, I've never had buffalo wings before."
Me: "what? your eating some buffalo wings right now...."
Dad: "no these are chicken wings you idiot. I've never had buffalo wings before..."
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My daughter got dolphin wings to eat...
...she asked if they came with a side of fish toes. I've taught her well.
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Every time an angel gets its Wings,
Paul McCartney gets a royalty check
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︎ Apr 07 2017
Chicken wings
Dad: Hey, I got us some spicy chicken wings for dinner
Me: Oh, sweet
Dad: No, spicy.
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︎ Jul 28 2013
When my old man ordered wings.
dad:"I want 10 buffalo wings."
Waiter:"You want dry rub?"
dad:"Sure! Can I eat first?"
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Making buffalo chicken wings at work.
Me and a coworker were making a batch of buffalo chicken wings at work. He noticed that one of the wings still had a feather on it and pulled it off.
I said, "I'm glad you noticed that, otherwise that bite would have been fowl."
Cue eyeroll.
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Did you hear they found the wings of that missing Malaysian plane?
Now they're just looking for the Wongs.
First thing my dad said when I came through the door. Very proud of himself.
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What do you say to non-fixed wing aircraft when you first meet them?
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What kind of bagel has wings?
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I was eating wings with my son.
My son, wife and I were at Boston Pizza, we ordered 5 salt-and-pepper wings and 5 teriyaki wings.
Me: "Son, how are those wings tasting?"
Son: "They're not teri-yucky"
He's becoming a Dad.
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Just found out that the local hospital is closing their wing for people with serious infections
Turns out they were under staphed...
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What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a fly without any wings?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a FLY with no wings?
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What do you a call a fly without wings?
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