A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/Mother_Flerken
📅︎ May 22
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I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!

IT DROWNED.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 02
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What do you call a duck with no wings

A dive

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👤︎ u/Colm_Bucha
📅︎ May 11
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What did the aileron say to the wing?

Need a lift?

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👤︎ u/CitizenCrash
📅︎ May 03
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What do toxic, sexist guys eat with their buffalo wings?

Incelery

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Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jan 08
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I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
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👤︎ u/horrorhoney
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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This joke has wings
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👤︎ u/b_sketchy
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Brought my friend some chicken, told him I had 1 leg, 3 breasts and a wing.

He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.

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👤︎ u/SacredSyrian
📅︎ Feb 10
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What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?

A butterfloat

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👤︎ u/Just_A_B_Movie
📅︎ Jan 30
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Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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👤︎ u/Beewthanitch
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Red bull gives you wings
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👤︎ u/AMswag123
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...

They're fairyfocals.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
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👤︎ u/cihan_emre
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Why do flys have wings?

Because if they didn’t they would be called walks.

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👤︎ u/banditk77
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.

It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly

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👤︎ u/fukurslf
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?

A dead bird.

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 18 2019
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Asked gravity if it would be my wing man last night. Alas, it kept pulling
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👤︎ u/GabrielsCake
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.

He's on a Sifu diet.

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ May 12 2020
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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👤︎ u/zerio13
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...

He walks with a strut.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a dragon with no wings

Draggin

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📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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So for New Years, I went to a bar and ordered chicken wings

Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)

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👤︎ u/darkkiller1234
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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👤︎ u/buggaboobooy
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Wing man
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👤︎ u/meh-oh-nai-se
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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👤︎ u/createsean
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/Bootlebat
📅︎ May 30
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What do you call a fly with no wings ?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 16
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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what do you call a fly with no wings

a walk

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👤︎ u/papilohc
📅︎ Mar 09
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What do you call a fly with no wings

A walk

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👤︎ u/theOtterCoin
📅︎ Feb 03
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/BPR_808
📅︎ Feb 09
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What do you call a Fly 🪰 with no wings??

A Walk...🚶‍♂️

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👤︎ u/drewmiester90
📅︎ Feb 15
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A WALK!

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👤︎ u/EisenhowerPA
📅︎ Feb 17
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What do you call a fly with no wings??

A walk...

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👤︎ u/HazyDayZ420
📅︎ Feb 08
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What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...

A walk.

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👤︎ u/Altair78
📅︎ Jan 11
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What do you call a fly with no Wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/TeeJeeE
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk

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👤︎ u/TPifer78
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings

A walk

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👤︎ u/57r463rry_M4n
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A Walk

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/brockycorn
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a fly without any wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/MuSuCu
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/DrKennamer
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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A fly lost both his wings

Now, he is just a walk.

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👤︎ u/DikdaarZindagi
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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