Why is a bird so good at helping it’s friends pick up chicks?

He is the ultimate wingman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Wondering you all could help us name our Food Truck

My girlfriend and I are starting our food truck next year and we have been trying to come up with a great name for the truck. We are looking to make it a Pun hence the hopeful help of the Sub-Reddit. We will be serving chicken wings with a bunch of different sauce recipes and all we've really come up with so far is 'Lord of the Wings' but I was wondering if the creative minds of the internet could think of something better.

I'm not sure if I'm breaking any rules here or not, I just thought what better place to find the answer than here? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alienteacher
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Girls find my pet duck cute, it helps me get laid.

You could say it's my wingman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hunter_6_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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At a restaurant on vacation, my dad cracks this joke

The waitress was taking orders and I asked for wings. I ask my dad if he wants any wings and what flavor. He says, "nah, I'm not much of a wingman... Get it? Wingman? hehehe" He looks at everyone expectedly. Everyone in my family, my mom, my brothers, my sister, and the waitress just stare at him in utter amazement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cscott5288
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Rewatching How to Train Your Dragon with my wife

During the scene where Astrid first flies on Toothless, my wife pointed out that Toothless is adorable and romantic. I said "Yeah, he's one hell of a wingman."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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Lunch kind-of dadjoke

On Thursdays the cafeteria serves pizza and/or chicken wings. My friend does not purchase lunch from the cafeteria often, but this Thursday he decided to "wing it". Being his friend, I decided (since ordering lunch is such a traumatic experience) to be his "wingman" in case he should be too "chicken" to order himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12_Digit_Number
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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