What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed
But no one would get the yolk.
The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type”
I had too many punchlines in my head
Because she only prints "S" 's
Yeah, he's funny, but he's just not my type.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
He is a sequintial artist.
I keep telling him he has issues
He prescribed me some anti-BackTearyEel lotion to take care of it.
His name is 80-HD.
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
Call it the Stan Lee Cup.
Dick gray, son!
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
It was quite a Marvel.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
I’m very font of it.
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
I have to draw my own conclusions.
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
Kids: Not again Grandpa, we've heard that story a million times! Don't you have any others to tell us?!
Grandpa: This is a one-story house.
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"
“Get out of here” the bartender says, “We don’t serve your type!”