Top shelf humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rileyrileyx
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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A good sense of humour is jenetic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shevelled
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloandog69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Truly a blinding sense of humour on show here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S-IVB_Third_Stage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Grocery humour

After she rang through all my items, the cashier at the grocery store asked β€œis that everything.” I replied β€œno, but I can’t afford everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saskatoonbaldguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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BBQ humour

If you have ever put together a new BBQ, you know how bad the instructions can be. Yesterday, my wife and I struggled through the horrible task. When we finally figured out the last complicated step, I exclaimed β€œYes! Now we’re cooking with gas.”
She actually smiled at that one, which is rare when I make Dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saskatoonbaldguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A little pirate humour youtu.be/kJpBkpziSjQ
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Man I hate dark humour

I can't really see what's so funny about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Horticulturist humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrrdgrr1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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This old dystopian town has no police or humour.

It’s lol-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brennanabread17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour

a punsexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I love self derogratory humour

I can never run out of jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqeel01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniellaid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My humour is wasted on 9gag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASweatyBard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Captain America humour be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentAqua7897
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What is wrong with my humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sash_Potato1337
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Sock humour, OC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.

But I just couldn't completely digest it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaygames_sowhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What geological feature has the deepest sense of humour?

sarchasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beebeebobo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Infinite humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HmmmOk_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Classic humour.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoySalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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How many sides does a circle have?

2.....inside & outside

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9 yo daughter: "You know, dad; I think I have your sense of humour."

Me (rather pleased): "Really?" Her: "Yes. Would you like it back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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Great joke, albeit a bit long winded.

There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"

His son replied.

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay son, go ahead."

The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"

His son replied.

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.

"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.

"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"

"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phrresehelp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Very dry humour I have...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aT-0-Mx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Local city sign with a bit of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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I seem to have misplaced my bumper book of childish humour

I wonder where I poo tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.

It can also be a verb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeSanti
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi0_B1lly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Emirate humour

People in Qatar don't like the Flintstones, But the people in AbuDhabi do!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorantifreeze
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Thankfully we share the same terrible sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/combat_wombat91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Garage humour

Son, I'm looking for that tool of mine that makes holes in things. You know, the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftuchman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing

A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation

https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirito_santo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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You know, the worst type of humour is menstural jokes. Period... I just made that up on the spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Fog

Found this on Twitter:

My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says β€œWhat do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks β€œbetter humour him” so says β€œ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says β€œNo Sir, I said β€œWhat do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”

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People who don't have any sense of humour are

solemn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I’m just a fit dad with a terrible sense of humour...

Some say I’m shredded while others say I’m cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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An opticians sense of humour [x-post /r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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Deliveries rollout
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My kids will appreciate my humour when they are older.

Son : I told your Tom Jones joke at school today and nobody laughed.

Me : Where did you tell it? Outside in the playground?

Son : Yes

Me : It must be an inside joke then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Toilet Humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edowcroft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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What type of jokes do eyes like?

Aqueous humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoderBoi_69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Birth defects with a side of uncle humour.

So, I'm not 100% this belongs here. Feel free to rip me a new one in the comments.

I work overnights at a hotel. Last night I had a drunk guy walk up to the desk. He looks at me and goes "No eyelids man. My nephew was born today and he doesn't have any eyelids."

I'm pretty used to drunk people coming up to the desk and talking at me, but this caught my attention. I tell the guy its not the worst thing in the world and I'm sure they will be able to fix it, its better than being born blind, etc.

The guy looks up at me and says, "Yeah, they're gonna use his foreskin to fix it....My nephew is gonna be cockeyed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sternlip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Supermarket checkout girl didn't appreciate my humour

Her> Would you like me to pack?

Me> We've only just met. I didn't know you were leaving already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haggiskiwi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Dad humour knows no bounds

So my parents are trying to sell a house at the moment, but having a bit of trouble with it. Mum and dad were discussing it after dinner tonight, and mum was saying she was angry about how it wasn't selling.

Me: "Angry? You won't like her when she's angry."

Mum: "No actually, not really angry, I'm just upset."

Me: "You won't like her when she's upset!"

Dad: "Watch out! It's the Incredible Sulk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hodgkinsonable
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