My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A little pirate humour youtu.be/kJpBkpziSjQ
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Man I hate dark humour

I can't really see what's so funny about it.

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Horticulturist humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrrdgrr1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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This old dystopian town has no police or humour.

It’s lol-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brennanabread17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I love self derogratory humour

I can never run out of jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqeel01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour

a punsexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniellaid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is wrong with my humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sash_Potato1337
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Sock humour, OC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Captain America humour be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgentAqua7897
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My humour is wasted on 9gag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASweatyBard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What geological feature has the deepest sense of humour?

sarchasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beebeebobo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Infinite humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HmmmOk_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Classic humour.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoySalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I seem to have misplaced my bumper book of childish humour

I wonder where I poo tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.

It can also be a verb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeSanti
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Very dry humour I have...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aT-0-Mx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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My humour was not well received in the family group chat...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phunly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi0_B1lly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Local city sign with a bit of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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9 yo daughter: "You know, dad; I think I have your sense of humour."

Me (rather pleased): "Really?" Her: "Yes. Would you like it back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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Emirate humour

People in Qatar don't like the Flintstones, But the people in AbuDhabi do!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorantifreeze
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Thankfully we share the same terrible sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/combat_wombat91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Garage humour

Son, I'm looking for that tool of mine that makes holes in things. You know, the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftuchman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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People who don't have any sense of humour are

solemn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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You know, the worst type of humour is menstural jokes. Period... I just made that up on the spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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I’m just a fit dad with a terrible sense of humour...

Some say I’m shredded while others say I’m cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Birth defects with a side of uncle humour.

So, I'm not 100% this belongs here. Feel free to rip me a new one in the comments.

I work overnights at a hotel. Last night I had a drunk guy walk up to the desk. He looks at me and goes "No eyelids man. My nephew was born today and he doesn't have any eyelids."

I'm pretty used to drunk people coming up to the desk and talking at me, but this caught my attention. I tell the guy its not the worst thing in the world and I'm sure they will be able to fix it, its better than being born blind, etc.

The guy looks up at me and says, "Yeah, they're gonna use his foreskin to fix it....My nephew is gonna be cockeyed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sternlip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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An opticians sense of humour [x-post /r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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Toilet Humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edowcroft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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My kids will appreciate my humour when they are older.

Son : I told your Tom Jones joke at school today and nobody laughed.

Me : Where did you tell it? Outside in the playground?

Son : Yes

Me : It must be an inside joke then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
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A great sense of humour after becoming Dad :-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_anand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Supermarket checkout girl didn't appreciate my humour

Her> Would you like me to pack?

Me> We've only just met. I didn't know you were leaving already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haggiskiwi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Dad humour knows no bounds

So my parents are trying to sell a house at the moment, but having a bit of trouble with it. Mum and dad were discussing it after dinner tonight, and mum was saying she was angry about how it wasn't selling.

Me: "Angry? You won't like her when she's angry."

Mum: "No actually, not really angry, I'm just upset."

Me: "You won't like her when she's upset!"

Dad: "Watch out! It's the Incredible Sulk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hodgkinsonable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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I love internal organ humour.

Because they are inside jokes

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Dark humour imgur.com/Z9DiNNz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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I hate German humour

It's the absolute wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_Am_4_HuM4n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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What do you call a cow that doesn't have a sense of humour?

Moody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_PSP_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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I'm starting to become my dad's sense of humour

We we're in the car yesterday and he mentioned wanting to buy a CD by Queen. I asked him which one he would like and he said "he (Freddie Mercury) made a really good one before he died"

to which I replied "well.. aren't they all from before he died?"

"HA I GUESS THEY HAVE TO BE" he laughed

If the situation was reversed no way he wouldn't have answered the exact same thing. It was such a typical thing for my dad to say that I almost had a minor crisis

I'm only 21. And a female. And I'm already starting to become my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matroiska
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Phlebotomist humours

I drive a bloodmobile and we were at a blood drive last week where we usually bring a truck and set up inside the church we were at.

Donor: Why didn't you guys set up inside today?

Me: Couldn't fit the bus through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masaharta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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Grave humour

Why couldn't the skeleton call the police? . Because he was missing his caller-bones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meuphoria
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I definitely got my humour from my dad, thought you guys would enjoy this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/labbnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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Grave Humour

Driving past a cemetery earlier

Younger brother: No wonder these places are always empty, they're so creepy

Dad: Are you kidding me? People are dying to get into this place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalkingFork
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Whilst watching the football my dad pounced like a humour tiger

We were watching the England Italy game and Raheem Stirling made a good run to the box, the commentator then says "great effort by Stirling there" to which my dad responded "shouldn't that be a Sterling effort?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothayesnewton
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