I stopped by my parents house for dinner the other night. I brought up the topic of the dreadful condition of the bathroom at work.
Me (paraphrasing): I can barely stand the smell in there, I don't think the toilet has been cleaned for weeks.
Dad: Yea that toilet has seen some shit.
So I’ve just gotten home from a run last night. My mum reminds me to wash my hair, and my brother quips in by saying; ‘Don’t forget to put some shit in your hair’ (toilet humour is the norm in my house).
After showering, I come back downstairs and find my brother. ‘Hey Rob (that’s his name), I remembered to put some shit in my hair … but I think it was fake.’ I say. He gives me a funny look. ‘I think it was sham-poo’.
My dad who is sitting nearby groans. My mum gives me a slow clap. I feel really proud.
That feel when pun is life.
