Toilet Humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edowcroft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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Toilet humour from dad

I stopped by my parents house for dinner the other night. I brought up the topic of the dreadful condition of the bathroom at work.

Me (paraphrasing): I can barely stand the smell in there, I don't think the toilet has been cleaned for weeks.

Dad: Yea that toilet has seen some shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chels_meems
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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I out dad joked my own dad

So I’ve just gotten home from a run last night. My mum reminds me to wash my hair, and my brother quips in by saying; β€˜Don’t forget to put some shit in your hair’ (toilet humour is the norm in my house).

After showering, I come back downstairs and find my brother. β€˜Hey Rob (that’s his name), I remembered to put some shit in my hair … but I think it was fake.’ I say. He gives me a funny look. β€˜I think it was sham-poo’.

My dad who is sitting nearby groans. My mum gives me a slow clap. I feel really proud.

That feel when pun is life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobulibobium
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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