A list of puns related to "Toilet humour"
I stopped by my parents house for dinner the other night. I brought up the topic of the dreadful condition of the bathroom at work.
Me (paraphrasing): I can barely stand the smell in there, I don't think the toilet has been cleaned for weeks.
Dad: Yea that toilet has seen some shit.
So Iβve just gotten home from a run last night. My mum reminds me to wash my hair, and my brother quips in by saying; βDonβt forget to put some shit in your hairβ (toilet humour is the norm in my house).
After showering, I come back downstairs and find my brother. βHey Rob (thatβs his name), I remembered to put some shit in my hair β¦ but I think it was fake.β I say. He gives me a funny look. βI think it was sham-pooβ.
My dad who is sitting nearby groans. My mum gives me a slow clap. I feel really proud.
That feel when pun is life.
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