The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
To the people who haven’t gone to the toilet in 2021
Why are you still holding onto last year’s shit?
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
A thief in a small town stole all the toilets...
Police issued a statement saying they had 'nothing to go on'
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Starting the new year on the toilet, posting this...
I guess you could say it's a crappy start
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:
Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.
What do you use to draw a toilet?
Why are some old toilets so wise?
.
Because they've seen MANY moons!
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
My kid keeps forgetting to flush the toilet after he takes a dump.
"That shit is getting old," I told him.
PS: Do I get any extra credit if this is a real story?
Someone stole my toilet.
A detective came to the house, but he found nothing to go on.
Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
I apologized to my toilet this morning.
He doesn’t even get paid, but he has to put up with all this shit.
I call my toilet the jim instead of the john
That way I can tell people I go to the jim every morning.
My boyfriend told me as I walked in “hey don’t be alarmed but the toilet is smoking”. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
Sometimes I think my toilet's talking to me.
I think I might be schitzophrenic.
My wife told me she wants to put a cross over the toilet.
I said, holy shit, that's a great idea!
What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet?
Yesterday I saw a man throw his toilet of the balcony
some shit really went down
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet
He was looking for Pooh
Old I know...
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
(Courtesy of my son!)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
As I sat on the toilet late for work I thought..
I dont think have time for this shit
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
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