John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoAdenine
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Call me John

cause i’ve Cena enough.

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And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life

But he cane fifth and won a toaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dildo_Swaginns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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Why did Bill get mad at John after John ate all of his toast?

Because he's Lack Toast Intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeaselessHavel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Elton John is great on the piano

But he sucks on an organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CPT_beef_curtain
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John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.

JC: where am I?

Nurse: ICU.

JC: No you can’t.

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Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...

But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFister720
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And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"

But he came fifth and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IwantaWeasel
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They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside

Imagine, all the people...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What did john put on his pasta?

Parmajohn cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOaaEEEEEE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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John's box is too small
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i____7d
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Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say

At least the both have something "in" common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoiSINNEDsoul73
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Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...

They were less Paul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
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What did john say to the other john?

What's the matter? You look flushed.

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What room is John Cena scared of?

The ICU room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panaskaew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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John Travolta is ok!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DVDJPaulG
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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What does John Lennon say to his sons when they don't want to eat their greens?

Give peas a chance.

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With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.

It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone

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πŸ“…︎ May 08
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John Travolta was hospitalized earlier today for suspected COVID-19.

Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oconnellj4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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I told my dad I just met someone with one eye named john.

My dad...what was his other eye called?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Not St John
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LIFE RANT: yesterday was the first day I’ve been outside my house since coronavirus started, I just wanted to get some Jimmy Johns. It’s been 3 months, I ordered a #16 Club Lulu, something seemed off but by the time I got to the car I realized...

Oops, wrong sub

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πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I was fired from Jimmy Johns because I kept mixing up people’s orders.

Oops, wrong sub.

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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The John Lennon Airport has been quarantined

Imagine all the people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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My buddy John gave his size 13 boots to his little brother, Phil. Problem is, Phil wears size 9.

John left large shoes to Phil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lameguy13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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John Wick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShivanKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I just heard that a Star Wars character made first chair in the woodwinds section for John Williams’ orchestra.

Congrats Oboe-one Kenobi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
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I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:

"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."

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Did you hear that John Lennon airport went into quarantine earlier?

Imagine all the people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukajoj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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John Travolta started experiencing Coronavirus symptoms.

One Sunday morning, he started having a fever, headache and a cold so he decided to go to the hospital to have himself tested. After the test, he talked with the doctor who told him that he tested negative for Coronavirus - it was just Saturday night fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewy211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What has John Cena been up to?

I never see him around anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MostDank420
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Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.

Imagine all the people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jr1477
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John, Nobody, and Mad met together at a park.

John and Nobody had an argument which escalated into a fistfight. Mad, being a responsible citizen, called 911.

"Help! My friend John is fighting with Nobody!"

"Excuse me? Sir, are you mad?"

"Yes, I am, how did you know?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShardFish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Everyone inside of John Lennon airport have been quarantined!

Imagine all the people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I wasn't John Goodman... v.redd.it/2zj3fhn34k441
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gethighflykites
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I wrote a joke about Elton John

It’s a little bit funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My favourite film reviewer is John Williams.

He just loves to score movies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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John was gay and he killed his partner. What was he charged with?

Culpable Homo-cide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vtshll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Genie: What is your first wish, John? John: I want to be rich Genie: Done, what is your second wish?

Rich: I need a lot of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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What will John Williams be doing after he dies?

Decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did John Snow stand in line for 6 hours at Apple store?

For the watch!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/str33techie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Same Middle Name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?

... checking his balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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By George said Paul sitting on the John...

Where’d my Ringo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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"How good is this John guy?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmandan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?

...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Papa John from Papa John Pizza just passed away last night.

Now he's a pizza history

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReksaiMo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I think John Belushi would have appreciated this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztimmmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Couldn’t find my seat at the Elton John concert

I’m still standing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kah0303
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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John has 10 cakes. He eats 6 of them. What does he now have?

Diabetes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WqrriorCow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Pizza Hut Online’s example name is John Dough, instead of John Doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenith21
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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.

"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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How did John and Yoko get their son to eat his veggies?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.

But, John came 5th and got a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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John Cena: *wakes up in hospital* Where am I? Doctor:ICU John Cena: No you cant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Most assassins couldn't hold a candle to John Wick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blappin12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Have you heard about Elton John’s new comedy tour?

It’s a little bit funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelvintlmactae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why were the vowels sad when they said John Cena would show up

It's not like U could see him anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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John Month

Is the title of the 4th John Wick movie.

1 month = 4 Wicks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/molekyul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Really John?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rishabhgghosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Maybe the Best Dad Jokester Ever. R.I.P. John Witherspoon

On Oct. 29, 2019, the world lost a legend. Esteemed actor and comedian, John "Pops" Witherspoon, passed away at the age of 77. After making his acting debut on The Richard Pryor Show in 1977, Witherspoon starred in cultural classics like Good Times, House Party, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Bebe's Kids, Boomerang, Soul Plane, I Got the Hook-Up, The Wayans Bros, all three of the revered Friday movies and many more. https://4ormypeople.com/mood/2019/10/30/rip-john-pops-witherspoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadadameannn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Elton John doesn’t like iceberg lettuce..

He’s more of a rocket man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kah0303
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life

He came fifth and got a toaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarinreach-L
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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John Wick 4: Keanu Leaves home
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_Killer183
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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John-o
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZosoBoi1275
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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John Cena: *wakes up from coma* where am I? Nurse: ICU.

John Cena: oh ok

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotanugga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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John Lemmon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditDragon9731
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why'd they get John Mulaney to play Spider Ham? Because He's a comic!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monsicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What does John Wick do after people die?

Keanu grieves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Teenage daughter asked "When is that new Elton John movie coming out?"

I replied "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrentlam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln,

Were truly open-minded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squatyslav
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"

"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLenciusMount
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Then there was the farmer who got the John Deer letter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What disease did John Lennon die of?

Dieabeatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lingonsoppa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected Covid-19 ...

... but doctors have now confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they can now assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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God said to John " come forth and receive eternal life"

But he came fifth and won a toaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pg13saisgoodbye
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.

But he came in fifth and got a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noobmaster69696
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".

John came fifth and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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And god said to John come forth and receive eternal life

But he came fifth and won a toaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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