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Lavatory Puns

A list of puns related to "Lavatory"

Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
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👤︎ u/operasmurf
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory

I saw the hump take a dump in a clump

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345
📅︎ May 02 2019
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I got philosophical in the lavatory line at the Shakespeare festival.

To pee or not to pee: that was the question.

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👤︎ u/mephron
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

The lavatory

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👤︎ u/GSV_EndsOfInvention
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Eye rolls and reinforcing science education.

My son commented on a sign that said "Lavatory" instead of "Restroom".

I said "So, if a Lavatory is underground, does that make is a Magmatory?"

Eyerolls from the boy, but my wife laughed, so I got that going for me.

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👤︎ u/SmallChildArsonist
📅︎ Apr 04 2016
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