5 Hilarious Lavatory Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"

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👤︎ u/operasmurf

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory

I saw the hump take a dump in a clump

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345

📅︎ May 02 2019

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I got philosophical in the lavatory line at the Shakespeare festival.

To pee or not to pee: that was the question.

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👤︎ u/mephron

📅︎ Aug 19 2018

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What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

The lavatory

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👤︎ u/GSV_EndsOfInvention

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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Eye rolls and reinforcing science education.

My son commented on a sign that said "Lavatory" instead of "Restroom".

I said "So, if a Lavatory is underground, does that make is a Magmatory?"

Eyerolls from the boy, but my wife laughed, so I got that going for me.

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👤︎ u/SmallChildArsonist

📅︎ Apr 04 2016

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