Because it had oil in it.
T oil et.
Because it got stuck in a crack.
The Times are rough.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
No one gives a crap.
Keep it flush with the wall.
She immediately flushed with embarrassment.
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
...I don’t have time for this crap!
A Urinal cake.
But they’re a solid number 2.
I asked him:
If you pooped up into the air, would it be skyarrhea?
If you pooped after eating a pastry, would it be piearrhea?
If you pooped in the middle of the grocery store, would it aislearrhea?
If your poop was painful, would it be cryarrhea?
If you couldn't poop, would your friend ask you to just tryarrhea?
If you didn't actually have to poop, but said you did, would it be liearrhea?
If you were a scientist who had to take a poop, would it be Bill Nyearrhea?
If you pooped in an airplane, would it by flyarrhea?
If you pooped while working for a secret government agency, would it be spyarrhea?
To get to the bottom...
It was a shitshow.
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
I told him it'll work itself out.
I’m never quite ready to take the plunge
Because it was not agent's toilet.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
I'm getting too old for this s**t.
Because it has seen some shit
It was clogged.
They go through a lot of shit
I said to myself, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
The police have nothing to go on.
I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)
Because friends stink together!
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Because he got stuck in a crack.
They have nothing to go on
It got stuck in a crack!
It got stuck in the crack.
Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on...
Officers have nothing to go on.
Cops have nothing to go on