I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead

The times are rough

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I run out of toilet paper...
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SimpleEntrance7
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I caught my son playing in the toilet

I canโ€™t blame him, itโ€™s in the name.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FlapjackHatRack
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So my airports fell in the toilet

Now the audio is shit

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Junkr4t
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21
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Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, Back

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zeffer90
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09
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A man has to poop and has no toilet paper his friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back with poop on his fingers...." Why is there poop on your fingers"

" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tjeters
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Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.

Now those days are behind me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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What is it called when you sit on a toilet?

A moon landing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Animepix
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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

He wanted to pot the brown.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CalioRoss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01
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Toilet joke

What do u call a cushion on the toilet seat?

A stool softener

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrwizit
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19
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Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station

Detectives have nothing to go on

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14
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I have a fear of automatic toilets.

They scare the crap out of me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Doogasa34
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07
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What did the Australian say to the toilet?

Bidet mate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dancunn
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19
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Why do you never let a cephalopod use your toilet?

Because they leave squid marks

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23
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With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.

It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08
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I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers...

Times are rough.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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So I said to Arnie: "Where did you get those toilet rolls?"

He said: "Aisle B, Back."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ghost_R11121
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12
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This pandemic got so bad that I had to buy used toilet paper.

It was a shitty situation.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08
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Running out of toilet paper, in a time like this, makes sense

I always knew we would wipe ourselves out

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bearnakedgamer
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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves

But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16
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Still no toilet paper at the store today...

My dad said theyโ€™re wiped out

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mayoandbutter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17
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I went to the toilet

You can see that I didn't do a period, not very good at my poonctuation

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Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slammogram
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DAFUQ404
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31
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There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water

Number one, and number two

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So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head

When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/random_nothinghd
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02
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What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?

Megasoreass

Thanks! Iโ€™ll be here the next two months!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GunslingerMykul
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31
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How do get my toilet so clean??

I scrub the shit out of it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoshC-137
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26
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Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.

The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
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I ran out of toilet paper the other day, and have been using newspaper since...

And man, the Times are tough!!!

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Why couldnโ€™t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15
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In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia

The entire stock - wiped out

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/00eleven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10
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Someone toilet papered my house last night

Now itโ€™s worth $875,000

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28
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A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoeFas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17
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Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shopcounterwill
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08
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My wife yelled at me to put the toilet seat down

I canโ€™t even remember why I was carrying it around

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlabamaMayan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03
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Do you know why people are buying up all the toilet paper?

Because people are losing their shit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Th0rst31N
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why was the toilet kicked out of class?

For having a potty mouth

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/carnival_k
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11
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Hey dad, do you know the real reason everyone stocked up on toilet paper?

No clue son, why?

Because an asteroid might hit us and paper beats rock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/commonsince
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30
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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrFabulous0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19
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How can you tell when a toilet may have a virus?

When it is flushed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/enganere
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27
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What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?

Royal flush!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBirb_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17
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Whatโ€™s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So youโ€™re the one!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrPooMD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20
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My toilet told me it needed to be plunged

But I knew it was full of crap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PrisonMike1111
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21
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My friend who lives in Detroit had his toilet stolen.

Canโ€™t have shit in Detroit

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AviationApple
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30
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I don't know why people are rushing to buy toilet paper.

Personally, coronavirus has me scared shitless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MasterPunmanship
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21
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Before he died my grandad used to keep a secret cash stash in the toilet cistern.

In the end he was just throwing money down the drain.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01
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Ever hear about the toilet that suffered from PTSD?

They told their therapist they've seen some shit.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06
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The people who bought all the toilet paper are special!

They have the hoard immunity.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26
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Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?

They call it buttcoin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/harrisbradley
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26
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Have you seen the documentary series about stand up toilets?

No? Surprising. Urinal of them.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24
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I have a great business idea but i need someone to help me. I go to the toilet and you tie up bits of string.

I shit you knot

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ExistentialYurt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24
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My mother-in-law dropped her iPhone in the toilet...

I told her, "there's a CRAP for that."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mediocre_Extension
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 28
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Whatโ€™s the max amount of toilet paper you can have?

A butt load.

From my pops. Heโ€™s very proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kentuckywisdom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13
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Whatโ€™s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?

Thatโ€™s just how we roll

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awburrou
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12
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Did you hear about the guy that flushed himself down the toilet?

It was sewercide.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/0_IceCold_0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25
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If you always sing happy birthday on the toilet.

Technically you're always right.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tinyroundballs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01
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I put the last roll of toilet paper on the dispenser today.

Shits just got real.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RobMV03
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13
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I know someone who mailed toilet paper to people in need

They thought he was pretty Charmin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/averie_me_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15
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42M with toilet paper seeking female with hand sanitiser ...

... for some good clean fun

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25
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I told my bf our toilet is clogged.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13
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Trying to grab some toilet paper among the crowd at Costco was really traumatic.

I think I have TPSD.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zedhead0628
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05
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Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.

He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14
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Why aren't there more dad jokes about toilet paper?

Because they're tear-able

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13
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If you slide around too much on the toilet seat

You might get a turd degree burn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08
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Single man with toilet roll seeks single woman with hand sanitizer..

Looking for good clean fun!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BHoleButterRoll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23
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Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer

For good clean fun.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theblakeness
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09
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So, I said to Arnie Schwarmaswagger, "Where did you get those toilet rolls?"

He said, "Aisle B, back."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RayInRed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 07
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Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits.

I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01
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Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves

I'm really annoyed. And this is just the tip of the iceberg!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stoatwobbler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16
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You know who buys up all the toilet paper?

Assholes.

My dad walked in tonight from shopping and probably told the best dad joke of the century. He didnโ€™t want me to tell anyone, bit jokes on him too!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GrimmQueefer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20
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Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.

It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nathd1991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18
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404: Toilet Paper not Found

People who have no toilet paper have only themselves to blame

They should have bought some before the shit hit the pan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StrikerSam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22
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Toilet paper companies have decided against increasing production to meet current demands.

They said it would make business plunge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27
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Why does everyone keep buying toilet paper?

Because they're scared shitless

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cresendo77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13
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I don't mind people stocking up on toilet paper...

They're just getting ready for a really shitty week

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MiserEnoch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15
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My favorite toilet paper was discontinued. Nobody prepared me for how much of a pain in the ass it is to find a new favorite.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bensly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28
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What do you call a Spanish man who ran out of Toilet Paper during Lockdown?

His panic.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/simplyGagi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18
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We bought extra toilet paper for the party.

It's for the party poopers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BadGuySmasher
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08
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My local government sent me some free, emergency toilet paper in the mail!

They called it a "Jury Summons."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22
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For those hoarding mouthwash: Remember that you should never flush Listerineยฎ down the toilet.

It's an anti-septic.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19
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What comes out of a lawyer's toilet?

sue-age

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/octalgon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20
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With the run that everyone's making on toilet paper...

you'd think it was a precious commode-ity.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/djcauliflower
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16
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When places ran out of toilet paper people started buying paper towel instead

They found a new bounty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kashindabank
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19
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These memes on toilet paper

Are getting really shitty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/momzeggs89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14
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If we run out of toilet paper due to this crisis.

Using newspaper, might be the new headline.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tryingsomthingnew
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16
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So I asked Arnie, "Where'd you find the toilet paper? He said,

Aisle B. Back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Degtyrev
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, back!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlabamaMayan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B. Back

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Patrick_L58
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12
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What do you call a Spanish man who ran out Toilet Paper during Lockdown?

His Panic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cloud68
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18
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