Squat toilet Puns

like how much do you lower your pants or raise your ankle hems? how wide of a stance and are your knees like straight or more bent to the side? (male btw)

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I’ve conditioned myself to only ever squat because public toilets are NASTY like 95% of the time and I don’t wanna sit on that

(we call squat toilets Turkish toilets in Greece)

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Posted in my FC in the mens restoroom

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First of all I suggest that you google it first if you don't know what Squat Toilet is since its very rare to see in some countries.

In regular toilets when you are sitting your body does a 90 degree angle which results in unhealthy pooping due to pressure (science and stuff read more about it if you wish) and doesn't completely empty your bowels, meaning you'll have to go to the toilet more often and your poop comes out harder than it should.

Water will splash to your bum bum when you drop the package.

There is also the fact that sometimes male's organ will touch the bowl unintentionally which is disgusting (for me at least).

In Squat Toilet its the complete opposite, your bowels will be completely empty, water wont splash to your bum bum, your body sits at 35 degree-ish which is a lot healthier.

Yes Im aware that you wont be able to feel your legs for like 5 mins if you use the squat toilet.

I felt like this really is an unpopular opinion so decided to share it. If you haven't used squat toilet I highly recommend giving it a shot.

I do not get why the fuck are squat toilets being replaced with fucking toilet bowls as time passes. I feel that humans are designed to shit in squatting position not fucking sitting position. Squat toilets are also cleaner because you go no fucking contact with surface where it is shared with who-know-what's assholes when using a fucking toilet bowl. Meanwhile squat toilets reduces diseases like herrohoids. Lastly, it is fucking easy to use and clean a squat toilet.

Edit: In Japan, I get the appeal of Japanese bidets. However, I still strongly prefer squat shitting to even the Japanese bidets in public places, even in Japan. I still cannot fathom why Japan is reducing the number of squat toilets.

We want to transition to the big potty however we bought a reducer with inbuilt step ladder and the toilet reducer is just too big for him (turns out it’s barely different to the size of our current seat!!). There’s no way he’s going to get into the right position for pooping without his feet resting on something & I don’t want to force big potty until I can find something that fits him right. Any ideas from those who had their toddlers diaper free from quite young on how you made this transition possible with someone so little? I don’t want to end up with 10 different toilet reducers (he fits his portable reducer & will wee on it but how do I get his feet on a flat surface for poops, it won’t fit on top of the step ladder reducer because it has handles). Recommendations or ideas welcome!!

I'm trying to find a toilet brush tall enough for a person who can't bend or squat. The so-called "long-handled" toilet brushes on the market are not even close to the right length.

Before I McGyver one from a broom handle and duct tape, I thought I would check here to see if anyone has seen a real tall toilet brush.

Thanks

I don’t know, it just seems like it might be difficult

This is part 2 from my previous post.

Part 1 - Squat toilets are fucking better

I do get the likes of the Japanese sitting bidets that does the user a fucking favor. However, to replace all the squat toilets with them is actually toilet genocide.

There is a fucking reason why squat toilets should exist. Squat toilets are better for the colon health because of the angle. Also, squat toilets are fucking easy to use and cheap as fuck.

I understand why Japan want to replace squat toilets with fucking sitting toilets. This is because Japan have an aging population where the elderly cannot shit in squatting position, and I understood that. But to replace squat toilets means giving people with no fucking choice but to sit on the dirty seat.

Even though public restrooms are usually clean in Japan, and that most Japanese are hygiene conscious, there may be some asshole who dgaf about cleaniness. Also, if bidets are being used in public toilets, some fuckers may damage the costly as fuck bidets.

More info - Where to find squat toilets in Japan

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I’m looking into getting a squat toilet installed in my house. Does anyone know where I can get one or who I can call or how much it is?

I'm a short woman. I'm 5'4 and in public toilets my feet can't even be flat on the ground, let alone put me in a good pooping position! I've struggled with chronic constipation for 17 years and my squatty potty changed my life. For the first time I didn't have to push like my life depended on it, fainting frequently and causing myself injury.

Yet when I have to go at work it's not satisfying. It just sort of takes the edge off so I can go again in an hour, again and again and again since it can't all come out! Standard toilets are significantly too tall.

Case closed