18 Hilarious Sense Of Humour Puns

My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour

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👤︎ u/simwalkedaway

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour

a punsexual

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👤︎ u/aggeliki04

📅︎ Jul 08 2020

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What geological feature has the deepest sense of humour?

sarchasm

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👤︎ u/Beebeebobo

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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9 yo daughter: "You know, dad; I think I have your sense of humour."

Me (rather pleased): "Really?" Her: "Yes. Would you like it back?"

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👤︎ u/Flayan514

📅︎ Feb 26 2016

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Thankfully we share the same terrible sense of humour

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👤︎ u/combat_wombat91

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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People who don't have any sense of humour are

solemn.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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I’m just a fit dad with a terrible sense of humour...

Some say I’m shredded while others say I’m cheesy.

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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An opticians sense of humour [x-post /r/funny]

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👤︎ u/ExplosiveLlama

📅︎ Jan 19 2016

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A great sense of humour after becoming Dad :-

[removed]

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👤︎ u/happy_anand

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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Unintional pun or great sense of humour?

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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS

📅︎ Feb 06 2018

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What do you call a cow that doesn't have a sense of humour?

Moody

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👤︎ u/_PSP_

📅︎ Dec 06 2015

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I'm starting to become my dad's sense of humour

We we're in the car yesterday and he mentioned wanting to buy a CD by Queen. I asked him which one he would like and he said "he (Freddie Mercury) made a really good one before he died"

to which I replied "well.. aren't they all from before he died?"

"HA I GUESS THEY HAVE TO BE" he laughed

If the situation was reversed no way he wouldn't have answered the exact same thing. It was such a typical thing for my dad to say that I almost had a minor crisis

I'm only 21. And a female. And I'm already starting to become my dad

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👤︎ u/Matroiska

📅︎ Aug 29 2013

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I can see where my girlfriend gets her sense of humour.

Her father just pulled this one: http://i.imgur.com/XlRbWp1.jpg

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👤︎ u/Really_Dont_Know

📅︎ Mar 03 2015

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Dead Cells - Opinions on my (French) Graphic Artist's sense of humour please.

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👤︎ u/motionTwin

📅︎ Sep 24 2014

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Seems like my dad's sense of humour is influencing the young mind of my sister who said this just then.

Sister: How does a hunchback sleep?
Me: ... On their side?
Sister: No they close their eyes.

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👤︎ u/guest495

📅︎ Jan 10 2014

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I found out where I got my sense of humour from today

Every year my girlfriend's family and my family try to celebrate Christmas on different days, so my Christmas-crazy-starts-decorating-for-Christmas-before-I've-taken-my-Halloween-costume-off girlfriend has been bugging me about what day my family is celebrating for a few weeks. The other day we had a conversation that went like this:

SO: "So when's Christmas?"

Me: "[SO], Christmas is the same day every year, December 25th"

Apparently I'm not funny, but today I was on the phone with my awesome mom and my girlfriend was bugging me to ask her what day we were celebrating, so I ask.

Me: "[SO] wants to know what day Christmas is"

Mom: "Well, you should tell [SO] that Christmas is the same day as every other year, December 25th!"

I repeated it to her and she sobbed silently while my mother and I laughed our asses off for the next ten minutes.

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👤︎ u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

📅︎ Nov 27 2014

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