It is fully beneath me
Laughing stock.
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.
Waiter “Rare it is!”.
I only laugh at dead people
because they lighten me up
“ well, give it back !”
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
Because without them he could Nazi.
That witch took everything of mine
My dad still has his.
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
To get to the bottom...
We have to....She doesn't have one.
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
Because you can't C in the dark
“This takes me back.”
They're invisible
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Otherwise, it would be even.
I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
It’s no laughing matter.
Never gets old.
Dad jokes
A laughing stock!!!!
