Pizza place played puns perfectly
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I accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when the bear attacked..
Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Whale played.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame.
But the instructions just say βYou know the rules, and so do Iβ
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What is something a Christian kid plays?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Power play coming up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...
But Iβve seen Stranger Things
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why canβt skeletons play church music?
They donβt have any organs.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What did the musician play that landed him in jail?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Do you guys remember that Chris Farley SNL sketch where he played the timid interviewer guy?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why do cows never play chess?
Because they canβt make any mooooooooove
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︎ Nov 03 2020
A new level.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...
..so we stopped and went home.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My wife said, βWhy donβt you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?β
I said, βThatβs.....a novel idea.β
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Ahh yes... Frants
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My teammates hate that I donβt pass when I play hockey.
I honestly donβt give a puck.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
*Faint Hungarian Rhapsody No.2 playing*
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My wife plays soccer with her hands.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
A bit of word play
I would love to hear your own jokes you have written that use word play or other punny techniques. Here is a joke I wrote:
My friend said, " Me and Holly are going to the mall today." I responded, "You mean, Holly and I."
My friend, "You're such a grammar nazi! You know what I meant." I respond, "No, it is you who is a grammar nazi because you're anti-semantic."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
U2
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Beware!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?
They don't have any skin in the game.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My kids keep playing with my love handles
It's their favorite roll playing game.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Korean dad wants to know why his son didn't play the violin π»
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My neighbor is playing very loud music
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I have a friend in Prague who I play chess with.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....
But yesterday it was All Night Long
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︎ Nov 14 2020
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why can't skeletons play church music?
They don't have any organs.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
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