Playfulness Puns

Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

But the instructions just say ‘You know the rules, and so do I”

PrayStation

It was just one ting after another.

I don’t know what to make of it.

an eraser.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

Rap music

A cheetah!

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

But I’ve seen Stranger Things

They don’t have any organs.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

He played a D minor.

That was awesome

It's Gsus

But they are a major second.

Because they can’t make any mooooooooove

..so we stopped and went home.

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”

I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

I honestly don’t give a puck.

She's a keeper.

I would love to hear your own jokes you have written that use word play or other punny techniques. Here is a joke I wrote:

My friend said, " Me and Holly are going to the mall today." I responded, "You mean, Holly and I." My friend, "You're such a grammar nazi! You know what I meant." I respond, "No, it is you who is a grammar nazi because you're anti-semantic."

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

They don't have any skin in the game.

It's their favorite roll playing game.

Because Samsung!!

It a noise me!

He’s my Czech mate.

Well that's just par for the course.

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

But yesterday it was All Night Long

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

They don't have any organs.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

Pungent.