Elfish Puns

A list of puns related to "Elfish"

I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.

They are very Elfish.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Santa Claus probably has...

sELFish desires.

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👤︎ u/Agentgames25
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole

Elfish Presley

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👤︎ u/Lucky-Luca22
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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An elf and a fish walk into a bar

The fish says to the elf “you know what, we should create a language” The elf responds “sure, what should we call it?” “Elfish”

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👤︎ u/Rufal04
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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Watching Lord of the Rings...

Dad: Why is Elrond upset with Arwen?
Sister: He didn't want her to give up her immortality to be with Aragorn.
Dad: Isn't that a bit elfish of him?

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👤︎ u/pipingplover
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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Who is the king of the little people?

Elfish Presley.

Actually my wife told that joke, but I am a dad so I am telling it to you.

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👤︎ u/treacill
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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