Youβve heard of elf on a shelf but are you prepared for ?
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We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I always had low charisma when I chose elf in D&D.
Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
Heβs a gingerbread man.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why did Santa make Eminem an honorary elf?
He was a pretty good wrapper
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call an elf with under 2 legs
You call is a Leg o less (legolas)
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Elf isolation #COVID19 #Coronavirus
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What kind of music do elfs listen to
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What does an elf have for his birthday?
Shortcake
(Sorry, I needed a cake related joke for my first year on reddit)
EDIT: For peoples saying elves arenβt small, Iβm referring to the type of elf that would work for santa, not lord of the rings. Iβm sure you get the idea.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Forget Elf on a shelf....
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do you call a female elf made of Lego?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I just drew a really cool picture, it's half mouse and half elf
Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Elf on the shelf
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Youβve heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Not mice elf
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you call a Christmas elf from Chicago?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What kind of cars do elfβs drive?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
I want to kill mice elf
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What's an elf's favorite kind of music?
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Inside I wrote "Half your elf a very merry Christmas"
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Midget fashion is popular in βApparel-Elf Universeβ.
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︎ Jun 20 2018
What do you call an elf with only one leg?
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︎ Feb 23 2019
What type of elf has the most books?
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︎ Oct 30 2018
What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What do you call a lady elf who likes building things?
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︎ Dec 26 2018
Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?
βWhat is your will, Pharaoh?β
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︎ Jan 25 2019
An elf and a fish walk into a bar
The fish says to the elf βyou know what, we should create a languageβ
The elf responds βsure, what should we call it?β
βElfishβ
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︎ Sep 02 2018
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
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︎ Dec 31 2017
What do you call an elf with no Legos on Christmas?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
What did the Void Elf do about Holy magic?
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Elf on the shelf.
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︎ Jun 25 2017
Hey r/dadjokes, what's my elf name?
I need an elf name for a 5k charity run. It's called "The Big Elf Run" and it has to be family friendly. But seeing as this is the most creative sub on Reddit I thought you guys could help.
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︎ Nov 29 2016
What do you call an elf who rides the subway and is always on time.
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︎ May 30 2017
Why is Kendrick Lamar such a great Christmas elf?
Because he's an incredible rapper.
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︎ Nov 30 2017
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long
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︎ Dec 22 2017
What do you call a rich elf?
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︎ Nov 05 2016
What do elfs learn when they go to school ?
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︎ Dec 11 2016
New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.
I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.
Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.
My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358
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︎ Jun 21 2014
What do you call an elf with no legs?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why was the elf sad?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do you call an elf that doesn't sing?
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