A list of puns related to "Elf Movie"
The family was siting around doing nothing yesterday while the movie Elf played.
The protagonist was watching the love interest, and this was our commentary;
Me: "Wow, he's just staring at her. Not creepy at all."
Dad: "They call that stocking."
(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.
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