Heh, an orc-hestra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
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What do orcs want above anything else?

More doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAmorath
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Orcs are the best musicians

Their orcestras are the best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
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Two elves walk into a bar.

A hobbit laughs and walks right under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
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A dwarf walked into a bar.

The bar for this joke is set pretty low.

(Posted this on r/jokes but just strikes me as belonging here too....)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toforama
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Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
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Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings book?

That’s what I’m Tolken about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukemcritchie
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I’ve recently got into fantasy football

So far, My team includes an orc, 2 elves, a dwarf and a Minotaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
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Grocery store worker humor

Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.

-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."

-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."

-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.

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