The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I would have a daughter
I made this script:
printf "i use ";(pacman -Ql | grep -o "^\w*\b" | sort -u) | tr '\n' /;echo -e " btw"
Which outputs this:
i use aalib/accerciser/accountsservice/acl/adobe/adwaita/alacritty/alsa/amtk/aom/apache/appstream/apr/archlinux/argon2/at/atk/atkmm/attr/audit/aurutils/autoconf/automake/avahi/babl/baobab/bash/binutils/bison/blas/bluez/bolt/boost/botan/breezy/brltty/brotli/browsh/btrfs/bubblewrap/bzip2/ca/cairo/cairomm/cantarell/cdparanoia/cdrtools/cheese/chromaprint/chrome/chrono/cifs/clang/clucene/clutter/cmake/cogl/colord/compiler/coreutils/cpio/cracklib/cryptsetup/ctags/cups/curl/dav1d/db/dbus/dconf/desktop/devhelp/device/diffutils/discord/discount/djvulibre/dleyna/dmraid/dnssec/docbook/dosfstools/dotconf/double/doxygen/dtc/e2fsprogs/edk2/efibootmgr/efivar/elfutils/elinks/enchant/eog/eolie/epiphany/evince/evolution/exempi/exiv2/exo/expat/faac/faad2/fakeroot/farstream/feh/ffmpeg/fftw/file/filesystem/findutils/firefox/five/flac/flatpak/flex/fluidsynth/fmt/folks/fontconfig/four/freeglut/freerdp/freetype2/frei0r/fribidi/fuse/fuse2/fuse3/gamemode/garcon/gavl/gawk/gc/gcab/gcc/gcr/gd/gdbm/gdk/gdm/geany/gedit/gegl/geoclue/geocode/gettext/gfbgraph/ghex/ghostscript/giflib/gimp/git/gjs/glade/glew1/glfw/glib/glib2/glibc/glibmm/glslang/glu/gmime3/gmp/gnome/gnupg/gnustep/gnutls/gobject/gom/gperf/gpgme/gpm/gptfdisk/granite/graphene/graphite/graphviz/grep/grilo/groff/grub/gsettings/gsfonts/gsm/gsound/gspell/gssdp/gst/gstreamer/gtk/gtk2/gtk3/gtk4/gtkmm3/gtksourceview3/gtksourceview4/gtkspell/gtkspell3/gts/guile/gupnp/gvfs/gzip/harfbuzz/hicolor/hidapi/highlight/hitori/http/hunspell/hwids/hwloc/hyphen/iagno/iana/icu/ijs/imagemagick/imlib2/intel/iproute2/iptables/iputils/ipython/irssi/iso/jack/jansson/jasper/jbig2dec/jq/js78/json/jsoncpp/jsonrpc/kbd/keyutils/kmod/krb5/l/lame/lapack/lcms2/ldb/ldns/leafpad/lensfun/less/lib32/libabw/libaio/libao/libappindicator/libarchive/libass/libassuan/libasyncns/libatasmart/libatomic_ops/libavc1394/libavif/libavtp/libblockdev/libbluray/libbs2b/libbsd/libbytesize/libcaca/libcacard/libcanberra/libcap/libcddb/libcdio/libcdr/libchamplain/libcloudproviders/libcmis/libconfig/libcroco/libcryptui/libcue/libcups/libcurl/libdaemon/libdatrie/libdazzle/libdbusmenu/libdc1394/libdca/libde265/libdmapsharing/libdrm/libdv/libdvdnav/libdvdread/libe/libedit/libelf/libepoxy/libepubgen/libetonyek/libev/libevdev/libevent/libexif/libexttextcat/libfdk/libffi/libfontenc/libfreehand/libgadu/libgcrypt/libgcrypt15/libgdata/libgdm/libgee/libgepub/libg
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
K9P
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
He thought homes were built, not born.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
