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Facebook Puns

A list of puns related to "Facebook"

I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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👤︎ u/ratbas
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Cheesy Facebook Puns
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👤︎ u/cryssie83
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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I thought they'd never end. (Facebook pun chain) imgur.com/kw98QQF
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👤︎ u/BreakersOrigin
📅︎ May 29 2013
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Making Facebook puns is the reason I get up in the morning. imgur.com/QBcnRAk
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👤︎ u/ggep
📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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Ah Facebook XD
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👤︎ u/life-is-confusingme
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

1Forrest1

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👤︎ u/TheReddit_Master
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Found on Facebook
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👤︎ u/GeppettoBlaise
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?

He only has followers, not friends.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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👤︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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I made a funny on facebook marketplace

I'm the last comment 😂

https://i.imgur.com/ctCH77E.jpg

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👤︎ u/undefined_reference
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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👤︎ u/oakvard
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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👤︎ u/Mfalme7
📅︎ May 30 2020
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How do you get Facebook followers?

(Asking for a friend)

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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My friend on Facebook just made a post about her favorite professor passing today.

I really wanted to comment and say “At least he passed and didn’t fail.”

But, I feel like it’s too soon and wouldn’t be appreciated.

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👤︎ u/RandomPseudonyms
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Found it on facebook. Nor sure if it was posted here before
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👤︎ u/kqrtikgupta
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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👤︎ u/BuckDestiny
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Facebook doesn’t get our humor...
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👤︎ u/EggfooVA
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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👤︎ u/financiallyflutey
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.

How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging...

They’ll henceforth be known as YouTwitFace.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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From Reddit, to Facebook, back to Reddit
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👤︎ u/ConfundledBundle
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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Stolen from Facebook
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👤︎ u/Emotional_Plenty
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Facebook loved this one by MC-Dino, he hopes Reddit does same...
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👤︎ u/Mbs3
📅︎ May 14 2020
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play that game.

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👤︎ u/SpiceCake68
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Oldie From Facebook
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👤︎ u/Martynzer0star
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Via Facebook
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👤︎ u/nonexistant_turret
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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👤︎ u/CocozuBR
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
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👤︎ u/StrykerXVX
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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How do you Follow people on Facebook?

(Asking for a friend)

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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👤︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
📅︎ May 11 2018
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Saw this comment on Facebook
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👤︎ u/Taki9682
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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I'm proud of this one. My response to my mom's Facebook post. imgur.com/epX4rcj
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👤︎ u/MetalJunkie101
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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I recently posted a video on Facebook of bumblebees sneaking up on people and scaring them and was immediately banned.

Apparently you’re not allowed to post boo bees

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Found on Facebook
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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I bought a discount bed sheet off of Facebook.

Turned out to be a sham...

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👤︎ u/Grimstache
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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Yes, I stole this from facebook.
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👤︎ u/DreamSeer95
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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I stole this from a facebook group
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👤︎ u/Drunkyjimmybob
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Do you accept random Facebook requests?

Asking for a friend.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call an old person scrolling through Facebook?

The Elder Scrolls

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👤︎ u/Viral_Idiot
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
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👤︎ u/aRegularGuyAtReddit
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Not sure if this has been posted here before. I found it on Facebook cause I suck.
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👤︎ u/Shiny_Shaymin18
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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If anyone on Facebook posts “He has risen”

Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

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👤︎ u/justainsel
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Stolen from Facebook
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👤︎ u/Jay-Llo
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I think its time to delete Facebook.
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👤︎ u/ATMiceli
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Found on Facebook, not mine.
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👤︎ u/steelsmiter
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Found this on my Facebook feed
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👤︎ u/haiden02
📅︎ May 05 2019
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So funny, Source- Facebook/Meme-Baaz
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👤︎ u/Sam_Damn7
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password ?

1forrest1

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👤︎ u/NicJ20
📅︎ May 13 2020
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