Facebook Messenger Puns

A list of puns related to "Facebook Messenger"

Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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👤︎ u/obaidraf
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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My dear wife got me

She sends me the following exchange on Facebook Messenger today, while I am elbows deep into a pile of shit @ work.

Her: hey I heard darth vader's wife works in your building Her: Her name is Ella Vader Me: Go, just go.

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👤︎ u/redditg0nad
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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Dadjoke'd my girlfriend just now

On facebook messenger

Her: Wow my visa is the smallest it's been in a while!

Me: Really? Those visa cards has been same size for long while.

Her: >:(

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👤︎ u/Evan_Giants
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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A frozen dad joke inspired by /u/Heebichibi

After resetting my step daughters tablet to defaults the Facebook messenger app kept freezing. It would eventually say wait or force close. I hit wait and it loaded. I told her..

"If it's frozen... Let it go."

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👤︎ u/mjbehrendt
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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