"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
Me: "Tell me a Joke"
Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"
Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."
Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"
It puts me on Edge.
"Because Windows 7 8 9!"
Because 7 ate 9.
My boss literally just got us with this one, and he'd heard it from someone else in IT.
Microsoft didn't want to confuse the Germans when they asked for Windows Nein.
Then he shoots into his invisible conversation mode
G1: I would like to buy a Windows 9.
G2: You mean Windows 10?
G1: Nein, Windows 9.
G2: Then what would you like?
G1: . . .
*Note: If this was all in one language the mix up probably wouldn't happen, but i wanted to share a nice little chuckle.
seven eight nine
They told me to check my privileges.
Dad: "Do you know why Windows jumped from 8 to 10?" Gf: "No. Why?" Dad: "Because 7 8 (ate) 9!"
Because Windows 7 ate 9
Because windows 7, 8, 9