Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......

"Ah still love Vista Baby....."

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Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes

Me: "Tell me a Joke"

Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"

Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."

Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"

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👤︎ u/theswerto
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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I hate the new Windows 10 update.

It puts me on Edge.

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📅︎ May 06 2018
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Windows 10 saw me installing chrome

It was on edge

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👤︎ u/subhi2
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Boyfriend asks if I know why Windows is skipping Windows 9 and coming out with Windows 10 instead...

"Because Windows 7 8 9!"

facepalm

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📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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The new Windows 10 theme song is

Clash: Lock The Taskbar.

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👤︎ u/chx_
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did Windows skip from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

My boss literally just got us with this one, and he'd heard it from someone else in IT.

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📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Windows 10, and just as useful.
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Why is it called Windows 10 instead of Windows 9?

Microsoft didn't want to confuse the Germans when they asked for Windows Nein.

Then he shoots into his invisible conversation mode

G1: I would like to buy a Windows 9.

G2: You mean Windows 10?

G1: Nein, Windows 9.

G2: 9?

G1: 9.

G2: Then what would you like?

G1: . . .

*Note: If this was all in one language the mix up probably wouldn't happen, but i wanted to share a nice little chuckle.

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👤︎ u/Jollyx
📅︎ Jun 15 2015
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Windows 7, 8, and 10... what happened to Windows 9?

seven eight nine

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👤︎ u/override11
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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I went on Tumblr for help with my Windows 10 account

They told me to check my privileges.

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👤︎ u/Ledgo
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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My girlfriend's dad on Windows 10

Dad: "Do you know why Windows jumped from 8 to 10?" Gf: "No. Why?" Dad: "Because 7 8 (ate) 9!"

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👤︎ u/DrOCD
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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The real reason Microsoft is calling the new operating system Windows 10

Because Windows 7 ate 9

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📅︎ Oct 01 2014
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Why did Microsoft Windows go strait from 8 to 10

Because windows 7, 8, 9

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Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10 yet?

When I asked him he said

"I still love vista baby"

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📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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