A list of puns related to "Windows 7"
Hasta la Windows Vista baby!
Enterprise!... ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
seven eight nine
because you can't open windows in space.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Never get in a fight with a window installer
They'll bring the pane!
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')
My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"
Windows!
I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".
I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window
They don't admit you window
Because there are no windows.
You might want to crack a window
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
There's no Windows.
...my oldest asks, "If they make an Apple Car, will it still have windows?"
I was so proud.
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Because they would have to install Windows on it
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
You open windows.
His windows was cracked.
It had Windows
When the cop got to my window he said “I’ve been waiting on you all day”
I said “I got here as fast as I could”
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
He'll install windows
It forgot to close its windows.
"by the window," the sunflower responded. "I'm only here for a light meal."
...would it have windows?
My daughter saw this joke on YouTube and I thought y’all would appreciate it.
they don't work as well if you open windows
My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.
Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.
We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
I bought 4 windows.
Why was the windows HQ filled with doctors? Coz they didn't have apple to keep the doctors away
Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window. We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
Both of them are useless when you open windows
Because they have no windows.
...we could go up to their house, find an open window and vaccinate the kid using a 10 foot syringe.
I know it's a long shot.
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
they don't have windows!
They don't have Windows...
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