I call him Dr. Awkward
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
It means a lot to them.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
I won.
He really gets a kick out of it.
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
Jack and the beans talk!
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
He has selfie steam issues.
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
But he didn't get it
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
He’s currently in I-C-U
The first guy says, “I like to say ‘mucho’ to my Spanish friends as much as I can.” The second guy asks, “Why would you say that?” The first guy replies, “ Because I know it means a lot to them.”
Now it's a doe friend.
My friend: " That was close! He is Luke with an F, but how did you know?" Me: "It was just a Fluke"
The worst fruit allergy I've ever seen.
He pasta way too young.
"What about the udder one?"
I call him Dr. Awkward.
He's finally shown me his true colours.
'Siriusly?' she said, 'what is Ron with you?'
...he’s really a big lyre.
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
He trips on every metaphor he stumbles across
We’re sitting in the chill out area at work and there’s an old Metallica guitar Tab book near us.
One of the girls says “That book smells like the 90’s”.
A guy laughs and says “What does the 90’s smell like?”
I say “Teen Spirit!”
Why not a cough-fee instead?
I was like, “Well, damn.”
I just haven’t reddit yet
Hes quite the whisk taker
Ape will fu ills
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
How I miss Rodney
I said, "that's just gross.."
