Why should you NEVER date a ska fan?
They’re usually a two-toned skank and always horn-y.
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister
I get Only fans
But I prefer air conditioning
If my ceiling fan supported my weight...
....I'll never be bored again.
I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan
I only watch it periodically.
So I've decided to start a new company that sells fans
I am not a fan of the corn maze.
I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.
That girl with only fans used to be really hot
Until she got an air conditioner.
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
What does fan art smell like?
I don't understand why people have Only Fans...
They really should upgrade to air conditioning.
How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?
I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?
The one who shouts ‘give me a B!’
At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
i do not think they were fans of my pun.
Just wanna say im a huge fan
Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
I bought the last ceiling fan they had at the store...
unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!
I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.
He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry
big fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr