People who have Only fans, what is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner? /r/AskReddit/comments/n12…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2020is_my_year
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Why should you NEVER date a ska fan?

They’re usually a two-toned skank and always horn-y.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PetriDishRadar
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What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?

Unlimited Data

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
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I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/euratowel
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I get Only fans

But I prefer air conditioning

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TenTonFluff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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If my ceiling fan supported my weight...

....I'll never be bored again.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan

I only watch it periodically.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotCoffeeHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2021
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So I've decided to start a new company that sells fans

Only fans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iOSSwiftDeveloper
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korean fan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyberdunes
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I am not a fan of the corn maze.

I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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That girl with only fans used to be really hot

Until she got an air conditioner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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I'm no fan of Indian food

To me, it's a naan starter....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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What does fan art smell like?

F.Art

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Durango01
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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I don't understand why people have Only Fans...

They really should upgrade to air conditioning.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuyOnABison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?

With a super conductor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stage_directions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop

'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clambake42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?

They both said they like to watch people drive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedditorD2495
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?

The one who shouts β€˜give me a B!’

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guuuuuy2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
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At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rolls20s
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nimakkan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2021
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i do not think they were fans of my pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pw3x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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Just wanna say im a huge fan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AliTheHigh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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I bought the last ceiling fan they had at the store...

unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joepopp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.

He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smike1981
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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Metal Fan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SalsaLoseSix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?

Cup of soup or bowl

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotMetheThree
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I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...

I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PatriotASR
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

He just stands there applauding and saying β€œOoh, I love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlintTheDad
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I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..

A MotΓΆrhead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BestWest45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?

A combine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Doom_Slayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry

He says it's Fantastic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/junkboatfloozy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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the truest fan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheeseball127
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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big fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whipped_h8
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