What do you call a chinese vampire?

Mr. Fang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeptechnology
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Don't throw a snake like a boomerang.

It'll come back to bite you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
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Dracula just have me his teeth but I didn't need them

I told him, 'Fangs for nothing'

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Daughter's video game character got turned into a vampire, she didn't like it when I said, "That sucks."

Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I’ve spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house.

I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui.

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Some people say I look like a vampire

but when I look in the mirror I just don't see it.

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When shouldn't you disturb a snake inside your shoe?

When it's a cobrller doing hiss business.

It belongs to a mamba dancer who had been practicing since he was a boa.

Fangs for putting up with this. Sorry for being an asp.

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