A cheese enthusiast pondering the countless possibilities in his life.
He shakes his head and thinks to himself, "Shoulda, woulda, gouda."
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
My best friend lives in Prague and is a real chess enthusiast.
I call him my Czech mate.
The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.
‘Cause insects puns really bug them...
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do you know that frogs are skateboarding enthusiasts?
They’re always saying “rip it” “rip it” “rip it”
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...
.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do watch enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?
Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
A friend of mine, who was train enthusiast, died how he would have wanted by being hit by The Flying Scotsman.
My dad is a photograph enthusiast
Did you hear about the wine enthusiasts atttacking a cruise ship recently...?
....I heard they were sommelier pirates!
Did you know that dogs are pastry enthusiasts?
They really love a good choux
What do you call a convention for beef enthusiasts?
What do you call a rock enthusiast’s favorite hard candy?
What do you call a meeting for Lenin and Stalin enthusiasts?
What's the difference between a backhoe and 2 Star Wars enthusiasts wearing the same costume?
One's an excavator and the other is an extra Vader.
Watching Pavarotti on TV last night, I was reminded that in his later years he became a camper-van enthusiast
He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.
My best to Reddit’s dedicated moth-enthusiast community. Today we celebrate you.
My girlfriend's dad is a coffee enthusiast, and also a huge proponent of the dadjoke
Her: "Dad why do you use the other grinder instead of the one built into the coffee machine?"
Dad explains that the other grinder is better because it's a burr grinder
Her: "What's different about a burr grinder?"
Dad: "It's really cold"
confused pause
Dad: "BRRRRR!!"
unanimous eye roll
Why did the caramel enthusiast get upset?
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
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